pathan shopkeeper se

Pathan Shopkeeper se :Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper:Nahi,hum naswar nahi bechtye...

Next day

Pathan:Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper :kal nahi bataya tha ke nahi hai..

Next day

Pathan : Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper: Ab pucha to goli mardoga...

Next day

Pathan : Goli aur pistol hai?

Shopkeeper: Nahi

Pathan : acha to phir Naswar hai?