7 Things Students Do
During Exams Prep:
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch Movies
5-Chat Wid Frends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others
Kuch Parha
Showing posts with label Exam SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exam SMS. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
result aa gaya
Result Aa Gaya
Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Jan'lewa Ho Sakta Hai
Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!
Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Jan'lewa Ho Sakta Hai
Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!
atif aslam live in
Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade
Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade
jab b paper attempt
jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k
"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen
"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen
no doubt exams r
No doubt exams r a matter of luck,
how?
"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"
Kyun hai na matter of luck
how?
"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"
Kyun hai na matter of luck
issi waja sey
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya
tips to be successful
Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating
exams are the part
exams are the part of our daily routine life,
so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee
so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee
the law sayz
The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
suresh for job 11 yrs experien
Subject Max marks Min marks Marks Secured
CHEMISTRY -T2 33 12 12
CHEMISTRY -T3 34 13 00
CHEMISTRY 150 54 87
CHEMISTRY -T 100 36 44
CHEMISTRY -T1 33 12 24
CHEMISTRY -T2 33 12 06
CHEMISTRY -T3 34 13 14
CHEM-PRAC 50 18 43
BOTANY 150 54 101
BOTANY-T 100 36 59
BOTANY-T1 50 18 26
BOTANY-T2 50 18 33
BOTANY-PRAC 50 18 42
COMPUTER APPLICATION 150 54 109
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T 100 36 70
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T1 50 18 36
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T2 50 18 34
COMPUTER APPLICATION-PRAC 50 18 39
CHEMISTRY -T2 33 12 12
CHEMISTRY -T3 34 13 00
CHEMISTRY 150 54 87
CHEMISTRY -T 100 36 44
CHEMISTRY -T1 33 12 24
CHEMISTRY -T2 33 12 06
CHEMISTRY -T3 34 13 14
CHEM-PRAC 50 18 43
BOTANY 150 54 101
BOTANY-T 100 36 59
BOTANY-T1 50 18 26
BOTANY-T2 50 18 33
BOTANY-PRAC 50 18 42
COMPUTER APPLICATION 150 54 109
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T 100 36 70
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T1 50 18 36
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T2 50 18 34
COMPUTER APPLICATION-PRAC 50 18 39
the funniest and
The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
knw wat it feels
Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?
Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym's Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym's Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
genius is a person
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
a friend is who
A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " .... ;-)
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " .... ;-)
my secret of success
~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~
1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.
2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.
3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.
4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.
~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~
1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.
2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.
3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.
4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.
~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~
na waqt itna k
Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye
Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye
Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne
Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye
Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye
Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne
Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->
a genius is a
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!
i have a pen
I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye
yeh student ki pehchan
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
