2009 ka faqeer baji bhooka hu

2009 ka faqeer: " Baji bhooka hun,Allah k wastey khana de do"
baji: "Abhi khana nahi bana,Baad main aana"
Faqeer: "Jab khana ban jaaye to missed call de dena"

don ki miss bell ka intezar to

Don ki Miss bell Ka intezar to 11 networks Ke mobile kar rahe hain ............ magar 1 baat samjhlo .... Don ki miss bell aana mushkil hi nahi na mumkin bhi hai .,... Kyonk .............. Don k pass Balance hi Nahi hai :D

miss call ek masti hai yeh sms

Miss call Ek masti hai .Yeh Sms se zyada sasti hai .. Neeend ko bhagati hai..khoon ko jalati hai..dimag ko pakati hai..aur appko hamari bus yaad dilati hai.

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse

Ek bacha paida Hote hi nurse se bola Mobile hai kya?
..Nurse: Lekin karega kya?
..Bacha: Kuch nahi bass woh GOD ko miss call karni hai k main pohanch gaya hoon.