Showing posts with label Tongue Twister SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tongue Twister SMS. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

kal mila waqt to zulfe teri su

Kal mila waqt to zulfe teri suljha dunga, Aaj uljha hun zara waqt ko sulajhane mei, Yun to sulajh jate hai uljhi zulfe, Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mei.

near ones are not dear

'Near ones are not dear '. 'Dear ones are not near '. Itz easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones.

q what is a kiss

Q. What is a Kiss?... A. A Kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invention dat will lead to further penetrtion in fast acelertion dat will build nxt gnration.

har pal ne kaha ek pal se

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

delhi ki sardi jaiselmer ki ga

DELHI ki SARDI, JAISELMER ki GARMI, MUMBAI ki BARIS, PATNA ka CORRUPTION, K, ASMIR ka TERRORISM, AUSTRALIA k SAAP, and Aap..... k SMS YEH sabhi LAJAVAB...

this is a msg from a friend to

This is a msg from a friend to a frnd for a frnd to be a friend so that a friend remains a frnd of a friend who is a friend Forever!

leave something for someone

Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE....... Never leave SOMEONE for Something.... Coz in life, SOMETHING will leave u,but SOMEONE will never leave U.

1 lovely quote

1 LOVELY quote: We always LOVE our LOVE coz our LOVE always LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE and ur LOVE LOVES the way you LOVE ur LOVE. So keep LOVING.

mohabbat hi mohabbat main moha

Mohabbat hi Mohabbat main Mohabbatko Mohabbat se, Mohabbat ho hi jati hai Mohabbat kerne waloun se

luv not one luv not two luv d

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true, Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more, Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks, Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

kis kis nay kis kis mis ko kis

Kis kis nay kis kis mis ko kiss kiya. Aik woh hai jis nay har kiss ko miss kiya or Aik woh hai jis nay har mis ko kiss kiya.

buy a scootypick up a beauty

Buy a Scooty..Pick up a beauty ..drink a frooty..Take her to ooty..Remove her Nighty..Do ur Duty..After 9 months..get A Cuty..

mujhe apse poochna hai

Mujhe apse poochna hai....... k kya ap ko pata hai......... k ap ko kya pata hai........ aur kya nahin pata....... Vaise to ap ko pata hi hai..... k jo ap ko pata hai ..... wo mujhe nahin pata ........ aur jo mujhe pata hai ......... vo ap ko bhi pata hai. ...... Vaise to pate ki baat yeh hi hai ..... k jo nahin pata vo pata karo ..... aur jo auron ko nahin pata ... unhein pata karvao. ..... Chalo ab chodo. ........ Pata hai agar pate ka pata karte rahe .......... to kya pata apna hi pata na bhool jaein........................ Ab iss pate vali baat ko sab k pate pe bhejo.......... aur fir pata lagega ......... k kisi ko bhi kuch bhi pata nahin hai............ Unhe yeh pata na chale ........... k apko pata kisne bheja. ......... Asal mein ab to mujhe bhi nahin pata ........... k mera pata use kaise pata chala. ......... Sorry yaar mujhe nahin pata tha .......... k tum pata nahin karna chahte. ........... Vaise agar tumhein pata chal jae ........ to mujhe pata jaror dena....

chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane

Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki. wo chahe hume chahe na chahe par chahat hai unki chahat me mit jane ki.

dard ko na dekhiye dard se

Dard ko na dekhiye dard se, dard ko bhi dard hota hai dard ko bhi zarurat hai pyar ki, kyonki pyar me dard hamdard hota hai.

khud ki bekudi me jo justju ho

Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai, wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai, Mere jamal se tumara khumar chala jayega, Aur ye SMS tumko kabhi samajh nahi ayega