What is diffrence between problem & talent?

What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent.

MBBS Final Exam

MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel.

What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. 
A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. 
And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? 
A kiss is so dear, 
A car is too dear and 
A monkey is U dear.

Close your eyes I have a gift for you

Close your eyes I have a gift for you

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2



3

Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!!

Ruby First Class in Bed!

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. 
Her husband sent telegram to her parents - 
Ruby First Class in Bed!

Why don't u give him a surprise?

Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

4 u and ur parents

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. 
Wife: why three? 
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Ugly looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!

oh! No where should I Hide you???

Married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

How did you fail the final exam?

Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius.......... 
i need a brain which is never used before

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? 
The father says to him, don't stress my son 
u should see the one who is reading this!!

What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?


Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Aftr robbing the Bank

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find 
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Wife:-I will die

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

God made us body parts for a reason

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!