Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find 
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

santa sir aap apni patni ko pa

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.

Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

santa was walking thru d fores

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

how do you spell wrong

Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That's
Wrong !!

Santa - That's What
You Asked, Isn't It ... ? ;->

teacher how do you differentia

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

santa my me to drink carrot

Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don't Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->

santa sharab pikar sadhu se ta

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon

banta ki search

Santa:
Yaar google pr ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna
.
Banta:
Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?
Ur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k
google pr kon se number bus jati hy?

social work krne ka shock

Santa:
Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne
Pr bohat mara
.
Batna:
Social Work?
.
Santa:
Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr
Welcome ka board lagaya tha

cabel tv ur bache

Santa:
Major Rohail ne kha tha k T.V cabel
Se bache kharab hote hy ur parhai
B nhi krte,mene cabel ktva de

Batna: Good?

Santa: Ab humne dish lgva le hy

operation ur china ka maal

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctr
Se laar rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Kya hova?
.
Santa Banta:
Doctr ne operation me orignal
Cheze nekal kr china ke
Daal de hy

sandeep9815967519

Santa go 2 Police Station and said mujko phone pe dhamki milti hai

Police :kon phone karta hai

Santa : BSNL wale bolte hai bill na diya to kaat Denge

santa ko police kyu pakda

Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha

santa banta se tum ne mujhe

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

b0llywo0d meray peechay hai

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

santa platfrom k side leta tha

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

tum meri shadi me aaoge na

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

v need a bridge in our village

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

mujhe shadi me bmw mili he

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..

why do girls look beautiful

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination