What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? 
A kiss is so dear, 
A car is too dear and 
A monkey is U dear.

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Ugly looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!

oh! No where should I Hide you???

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius.......... 
i need a brain which is never used before

I love your smile

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

where r u

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

your network tariff has change

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

two devils came in 2 my dreams

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
?We want 2 disturb some good person.?
I suggest them your name.
They said,
?We cannot disturb our boss.?

lost in a zoo i saw many anima

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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ulloo

(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb tu nhi bejha.

kutta

B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.

hamari govt ney pehle petrol

hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain

to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya

aik bacha paark me bench

High Level Insult!Aik bacha pAark me bench pe betha 1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha. Pas betha 1 admi bola:Jo ziada metha khate hen wo jldi mr jate hen.Boy: apko malum he mere dada ki age 106 sal thi.Man: wo metha kam khate honge.Boy: nhi,Wo apne kam se kam rakhte they.

dont play with heart

Zindagi mei Hamesha meri ek baat Yaad rakhna..,
"Kabhi BE Kisi Ke Dilse Mat khelna Bcoz Dil Sirf ek E Hota hai"
Agar Khelna hai to Aao..

Mere tahtoo se Khelo Woh to Do hain Na...!

tum rakh na sako ge

Tum Rakh NA Sako Ge SaMbAl ker...,

Wah Wah
Tum Rakh Na Sako Ge Sambal Ker...,

Warna Abhi De Du Tujhey Apna "TOOPA" Nikal Ker...!

pata hai main kya bana rahi hu

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

hey friend remember that

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
and without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

a child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

flowersbutterfly a beautiful

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

u r ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ??
U r ULLU !!!

arz kia hay

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.