V - VALUE OF SEX
E - EXAMPLE OF SEX
G - GREAT FEELINGS
I - INTEREST OF SEX
N - NAKED SEX
A - ANAL POSSITION
P - POWER OF SEX
E - EXCITEMENT OF SEX
N - NEVER FORGET
I - INPUT AND OUTPUT
S - SESSION OF SEX
B - BEST OF RUBS
R - REAL THINGS
E - EXCITEMENT
A - ACTION TIME
S - SPACE OF HOLD
T - TOUCH OF SEX
HONEYMOON
H-HEY,MAT KARO
O-OH,NA DABAO
N-NIPPLE DUKHTA HAI
E-ETNA LAMBA
Y-YE KITNA KALA HAI
M-MAR GAI
O-OR DALO
0-OR TEZ
N-NIKAL GAYA
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Friday, December 11, 2009
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V - VALUE OF SEX
E - EXAMPLE OF SEX
G - GREAT FEELINGS
I - INTEREST OF SEX
N - NAKED SEX
A - ANAL POSSITION
P - POWER OF SEX
E - EXCITEMENT OF SEX
N - NEVER FORGET
I - INPUT AND OUTPUT
S - SESSION OF SEX
B - BEST OF RUBS
R - REAL THINGS
E - EXCITEMENT
A - ACTION TIME
S - SPACE OF HOLD
T - TOUCH OF SEX
HONEYMOON
H-HEY,MAT KARO
O-OH,NA DABAO
N-NIPPLE DUKHTA HAI
E-ETNA LAMBA
Y-YE KITNA KALA HAI
M-MAR GAI
O-OR DALO
0-OR TEZ
N-NIKAL GAYA
E - EXAMPLE OF SEX
G - GREAT FEELINGS
I - INTEREST OF SEX
N - NAKED SEX
A - ANAL POSSITION
P - POWER OF SEX
E - EXCITEMENT OF SEX
N - NEVER FORGET
I - INPUT AND OUTPUT
S - SESSION OF SEX
B - BEST OF RUBS
R - REAL THINGS
E - EXCITEMENT
A - ACTION TIME
S - SPACE OF HOLD
T - TOUCH OF SEX
HONEYMOON
H-HEY,MAT KARO
O-OH,NA DABAO
N-NIPPLE DUKHTA HAI
E-ETNA LAMBA
Y-YE KITNA KALA HAI
M-MAR GAI
O-OR DALO
0-OR TEZ
N-NIKAL GAYA
life without fun
LIFE without "FUN"
SKY without "SUN"
TEN without "ONE"
SPORT without "RUN"
Warrior without "GUN"
Is
All
Like
A
Man
without "LUND"...
SKY without "SUN"
TEN without "ONE"
SPORT without "RUN"
Warrior without "GUN"
Is
All
Like
A
Man
without "LUND"...
its too tight
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
can kids of our age have kids
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
?can kids of our age have kids??
Teacher replied ? NO Never!!?
Boy said to girl :
?see i told you not to worry!!!!?.
?can kids of our age have kids??
Teacher replied ? NO Never!!?
Boy said to girl :
?see i told you not to worry!!!!?.
engineer
a civil engineer asked his town planner:what is the technical defect in a female body?
planner: entertainment area is constructted very near to sewerage area ...
(plz share dirty jokes with me on sms )thanks
planner: entertainment area is constructted very near to sewerage area ...
(plz share dirty jokes with me on sms )thanks
condom
Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000
or
condom
Rs 5
faisla aap per hai
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000
or
condom
Rs 5
faisla aap per hai
aids
AIDS AWARENESS !!!
try diffrent positions with the same woman instead of the same position with diffrent women
plz pass it on to all careless fuckers
try diffrent positions with the same woman instead of the same position with diffrent women
plz pass it on to all careless fuckers
wife please be gentle its my first time
Wife: Please be Gentle, It?s My ?FIRST TIME??
Hubby: What ???
But, You have Divorced Thrice.
Wife: Yes!
My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist.
He Only Talked about it.
The 2nd was a Gynaecologist.
He just kept Looking at it
The 3rd was an Engineer.
He needed one year to Design a New Method.
Now You are a Lawyer.
This time I know, I?m Gonna Get SCREWED!!!
Hubby: What ???
But, You have Divorced Thrice.
Wife: Yes!
My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist.
He Only Talked about it.
The 2nd was a Gynaecologist.
He just kept Looking at it
The 3rd was an Engineer.
He needed one year to Design a New Method.
Now You are a Lawyer.
This time I know, I?m Gonna Get SCREWED!!!
a lady when playing golf
A Lady when Playing Golf,
Plays a Shot,
the Ball went and Hit a Person?
He fell down putting
his hand in between his Legs
and started Screaming.
She went and said Relax,
I?m a Physio Doc.
I will help you to Reduce the Pain.
She Unzipped his Pants and
Massaged his Dick Vigrously.
Then She asked him,
How he Felt After the Massage.
He Replied, It was Nice,
But the Finger which got hurt
is Still Paining.
Plays a Shot,
the Ball went and Hit a Person?
He fell down putting
his hand in between his Legs
and started Screaming.
She went and said Relax,
I?m a Physio Doc.
I will help you to Reduce the Pain.
She Unzipped his Pants and
Massaged his Dick Vigrously.
Then She asked him,
How he Felt After the Massage.
He Replied, It was Nice,
But the Finger which got hurt
is Still Paining.
everyday an armymans wife used
Everyday an Armyman?s wife used
to send him a naked photo of herself,
Legs Wide Open in different styles,
with a note
?This is how?ll Stay Until You Return?.
Surprisingly he
Never Thought of asking, ?Who?s Taking those Photos????
to send him a naked photo of herself,
Legs Wide Open in different styles,
with a note
?This is how?ll Stay Until You Return?.
Surprisingly he
Never Thought of asking, ?Who?s Taking those Photos????
teacher why are you late
Teacher: Why are you Late???
Student: My Dad told me to take our cow to Bull!!!
Teacher: Can?t Your Dad Do it???
Student: No Maam, only The Bull Can Do It!!!
Student: My Dad told me to take our cow to Bull!!!
Teacher: Can?t Your Dad Do it???
Student: No Maam, only The Bull Can Do It!!!
a pregnant lady went to an astrologier
A Pregnant Lady went to an Astrologer?
Astrologer: When you deliver the baby,
Baby?s Father will die..
Lady?: Thank God, My Husband is Safe!!!
Astrologer: When you deliver the baby,
Baby?s Father will die..
Lady?: Thank God, My Husband is Safe!!!
folding chair and woman are both
Folding Chair and Woman are Both Useless,
If legs are closed!!!
Microwave and Girl,
Both get Hot in 15 secs!!!
Bra and Bar,
Men go Crazy when Open!!!
If legs are closed!!!
Microwave and Girl,
Both get Hot in 15 secs!!!
Bra and Bar,
Men go Crazy when Open!!!
women and the continents
At 14-18 She is like AFRICA,
Partly Vigin
and Partly Explored?
At 18-24 She is like AUSTRALIA,
highly Developed in the
Built up Areas.
At 24-30 She is like AMERICA,
highly Technical and
always seeking New Methods.
At 30-35 she is like ASIA,
Sulty, Hot and Mysterious.
At 35-45 she is like EUROPE,
Devastated, but
still interesting in places.
At 45-65 she is like ANTARTICA,
Every knows where it is,
but Nobody wants to Go There!!!
Partly Vigin
and Partly Explored?
At 18-24 She is like AUSTRALIA,
highly Developed in the
Built up Areas.
At 24-30 She is like AMERICA,
highly Technical and
always seeking New Methods.
At 30-35 she is like ASIA,
Sulty, Hot and Mysterious.
At 35-45 she is like EUROPE,
Devastated, but
still interesting in places.
At 45-65 she is like ANTARTICA,
Every knows where it is,
but Nobody wants to Go There!!!
dont worry darling im already
overs sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl. girl:No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Dont worry darling i'm already married.
on the door of a toilet
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
get a glass belly button
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to
my wife first class in bed
A newly married gal got 1st class in her B.Ed xms. Her xcited husbnd sent telgrm 2 her parents - my wife FIRST CLASS IN BED''
god made flower god made cheese
God made flower, god made cheese, God made you for me to squeeze, god made fanta, god made pepsi, when god made you, damn he made you sexy
