dhoodh

Punjabi Suhagraat Per Biwi Se:
Chalo Kamiz Utaro
Ab Brazer Utaro
Ab Batao Is Me Doodh Ata He?

Biwi:Haan

PUNJABI:
Tum Doodh Nikalo Hum Papay Lekar Ata Hai..

300 punjabi

Ek Bar 300 Punjabi Ship Main Travel Kar Rahe Tahe
Lekin Sare K Sare Mar Gaye

Kaise?
Nothing Serious

Ship Bich Main Kharab Hogai
To Dhakka Dene Niche Utar Gaye

punjabi woman and english doct

A Punjabi woman talking 2 an English Doctor n LONDON abt her ill child
My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da, na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda

computer windows in punjabi

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

janu coca cola peene k baad

Punjabi: Janu coca Cola peene k bd Duch krne ko dil chah raha hai?
Punjaban: (Sharmate hue)
Hay ALLAH,
To karo na jee!
.
.
Punjabi:
BuurrrrRrrrrr.

chashma tere piyo de kan

Judge: Is Punjabi ki dono kan kat do.
Punjabi: Nhi mai andha ho jaon ga.
Judge: Kan katne se andha kese ho jao ge?
Punjabi: Chashma tere piyo de kan te lawan ga.

thanda peo gy ya garam

Punjabi Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?
Mehman:
Dono Ley Ayen,
Punjbi:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..

punjabi to doctor

Punjabi 2 Doctor:
Mere Gaand me dard hay.
Doc: Mein hath Dalta hun batana kahan hai?
Punjabi: Andar
aur
andar
aur
andar
haan
Yahin par.
Doc: Bhenchod tera to gala kharab hai.
Any hot Pathan boy wanna freidn ship plz contact me. If mobile was in my brother hand then tell him 2 call me ok

pubjabi wife or husband market

Pubjabi Wife Or Husband Market Ja Re Thay
To Eik Faqeer Ne Kaha:

“Shehzadi 5 Rupay Dede, Andha
Hoon”

Husband:
Dedo,
Tumhe Shehzadi Keh Raha Hai
To Zaroor Andha Hoga.

blood test

1 Punjabi BLOOD K Bare Me
Book Parh Rha Tha

BV:
Aj Ye Q Parh Rhe Ho?

Punjabi:
Muje Dr. Ne Kaha Ha K
Kal BLOOD TEST Ha
Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kr Rha Hon!

(mISS. sAPNA, Koi larka moj se dosti karna chahta hai to is # 0333-4595272 par call kar sakta hai. Aksar mob mere bhai ke pas hota hai. Wo mind nahi karta unko batao k apni pyari sister Sapna ko phone do.)

spelani ghwandey me zaan ta da

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka.
kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka.
da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada
Laka maraway gul me lag ghwanday muskay ka

da jami shpa wa

Da jami shpa wa
Dera ogda wa
Tora tyara wa
Yawa baja wa
Khkwali moqa wa
Zo ao hagha wa
Khwaga khwaga wa
Pasta pasta wa

kho

.
.
MALTA yawa wa!

caloona miss caloona pa balanc

caloona miss caloona pa balance kegee rahmana

che balance darsara na vee saa ba cal saa miss cal k

a kash

A kash .!

chi ta chari zamong kosa ta rashay

lag shante Naz o ada wokay

lag shante washarmege

ao biya pa chagha chagha da awaz wokay

pulai walai pulai

pa de hotels ki ba sa grani we

pa de hotels ki ba sa grani we
da akhtar woraz bandi da khwakhi kra
pa zar ropai srri ta charg prewazi

zama raqeeb

zama raqeeb de kho betarsa woran de
chi ma tri ogato maidan da ishaq
nu raghay haal ye zama plar ta oway

pa qasamono nor bawar na kawom

pa Qasamono nor bawar na kawom
ka zrra de kegi pa rekhtiya meeni ta
mala pa stamp bandi leekal rakra

milawat

akhir da jwand Qisa pa sa khatma krram
pa har yo shi ki milawat sewa sho
rase rashlegi , zahar kar na kawe

da hindu guman

lewanai sta sara pa laara na zam
domra ghat khal de pa jabeen wahalay
sook da hindu guman pa ma onakrri

A Punjabi woman talking

A Punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child,

"My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da tey cheekda...