punjabi to doctor

Punjabi 2 Doctor:
Mere Gaand me dard hay.
Doc: Mein hath Dalta hun batana kahan hai?
Punjabi: Andar
aur
andar
aur
andar
haan
Yahin par.
Doc: Bhenchod tera to gala kharab hai.
Any hot Pathan boy wanna freidn ship plz contact me. If mobile was in my brother hand then tell him 2 call me ok