Pareshan Tha Main

Kuch Dino Se Pareshan Tha Main FARAZ,

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Dawlance Liya To Baat Bani . . . ! ! :-)

Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai

Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai FARAZ,

Magar Us Ke Ghar Ke Kuttay Se Dar Lagta Hai…

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..

wah wah

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz

Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..

Tmhary jany sy

(Faraz tmhary jany sy ye dil bohat rota hai

Wah Wah!

Faraz tmhary jany sy ye dil bohat rota hai….

Uper pankha chalta hai neeche MUNNA sota ha

Ab band b karo Faraz

Ab Mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab band b karo Faraz ,

Kya ‘Wasi’ aur ‘Ghalib’ Tumhari phupphi ky bachay hain…….?

Us Kay Bin Jeena Seekh Liya Hai

Us Kay Bin Jeena Seekh Liya Hai FARAZ,

Par “Star Plus” Dekhay Bina Guzara Nahi Hota..!;-)

A Toilet is like a committee meeting

A Toilet is like a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit,
create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.

Dil Udaas Ho Gaya Hai FARAZ

Ye Dekh Kar Dil Udaas Ho Gaya Hai FARAZ..

Ke Itni Lambi Line Say Aata Mile Na Mile..!;-)

Mat Nahao Barish Main FARAZ

Kaha Tha Usay Mat Nahao Barish Main FARAZ,

Ab Kehtay Hain Kurti Vi Gilli Gilli Laacha Vi Gilla Gilla…

Dil Cher K Dekh

Ab wo chhuri (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai
FARAZ.

jb se main ne kaha hai
“DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA”

Faraz In A Doctor Mood

Faraz In A Doctor Mood:

Tamam Dwaiyan Bachon Ki Pohnch Se Door Rakhen FARAZ,

Tabiat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujooh Karen..!! ;-)

Ladkiyon se dosti achi nahin faraz

“in ladkiyon se dosti achi nahin faraz

wah wah wah wah

“in ladkiyon se dosti achi nahin waqar

behenen teri jawan hain kuch to khayal kar“

Billo rani kaho to abhe jaan de doon

Abhe to sirf asteefay diye hain Faraz!!
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Billo rani kaho to abhe jaan de doon

Cigrette lete aana Faraz

Apne rastey se cigrette lete aana Faraz!!!
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Mere gher ki raah mein koi khokha nahi

Aj kala jora paa

Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mein phir raha hai Faraz!!
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Aj kala jora paa sadi fermesh te

Meri khushi ke lamhey

Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir hain,

”Faraz”

halay mujra shuru hoya si tey police da chhapa py gaya.

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
FARAZ…!!!

Najane tumain ‘PPP’ Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya…….????

Pyar krna itna asaan nahin

Pyar krna itna asaan nahin Faraz!!!
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Tail nikal jata hai ache achon ka

Ab kehti hai

Usay kaha tha ek meter ziada kapra le lo Farz!!
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Ab kehti hai meri phulan wali kurti hoyi wakhian tu tang we

Zabt-E-Gham Aasan Nahi FARAZ

Zabt-E-Gham Iss Kadar Aasan Nahi FARAZ,

Pooch Lo Zardari Se Yeh Baat Aaj Raat..!!