aik pathan parde ki dukan mein

Aik Pathan parde ki dukan mein,

Sales Man: Kya chaiye?

Pathan: Parda chaiye.

Sales Man: Kis kisam ka aur kis rung ka chaiye?

Pathan: Gulaabi rung ka, mere compurter ke liye.

Sales man: Computer ke liye kisi parde ki zaroorat nahi.

Pathan: Hum ne Windows install kiya hai , is ke liye zaroorat hai....