the spider walk to the crease

The spider walk to the crease.
'Oh no, not him again,' sighed the grasshopper. 'Is he good?' asked a beetle.

'It's not that,' said the grasshopper, 'it's just that he stays in so long.

The only way to get him out is l.l.l.l.l.b.w. !

Two old cricketers were talking in the club.

'What was your highest score?' 'A hundred and ten not out.'

'Mine was a hundred and twenty not out'.

'And what was the most number of wickets you took?'.

'Oh, no. This time you go first.'