women are so much smarter than

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

?I may look like just an ordinary man,? he said as he walked up to her, ?but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I?ll inherit 20 million dollars.?

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

( Women are so much smarter than men! )

the case was dismissed

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing?. ??? ??She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn?t help noticing she was pregnant..She sat under an advertisement, which read: ?Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins?.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: ?William?s Stick Did The Trick?.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: ?Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.?

The case was dismissed? ??! !!!!!!!

why cant u trust a woman

Why can't u trust a woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something that bleeds for five days and does'nt die

a girl on the cover and no co

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

a family saw sholay movie

A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA''

pj of d yrjiska dil tut gaya

Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyu nahi hota hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare

student

STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

father how are your grades son

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level.

i want you

I Want You

To Be With Me

In A Nice Restaurant

To Have Candle Light Dinner. . .

and Say Those Sweet Three Words To U . .

"PAY THE BILL".

whats the opposite of dominoes

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?

think

think

think

think

tired of thinking???

well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" :-)

why do women hate alcohol so m

Why do women hate alcohol so much? "Because after drinking it, their mouse like husbands become lions!"

why do the bride and groom exc

Why do the bride and groom exchange VARMALA during marriage?

to tell each other affectionately- SWEETHEART U R DEAD. .

feeling bored

Feeling bored?

Wondering wat to

Do?

Open d zip

Enter your hands in between d zip,

Take out your . .

"Book" from bag and study!!

cnn news by ramu 9905597206

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

hamari mohabbat ka kya inaam d

hamari mohabbat ka kya inaam de kar chale gaye,tanhayio me akela rota chud gaye,soacha tha ki hum unki raho me phool ban jayenge,per uss bewaffa ne hamme patter samjh kar thokar mar di our umer bhar hamme rota chod gaye

arange these words n make a se

Arange These Words n make a sentance if u really luv me..
Y
R
O
E
U
A
N
I
E
M.
Reply is must..Agar reply na kia to baat mat karna mujhse

try this go to write msg

Try This , go to Write msg, activate dictionary[T9] then hide ur screen with ur 1 hand n type 4164771968, now remove ur hand and read it it ..phir dekho kamaal.

yaade hai teri ya yaado me tum

YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO me tum ho? .... KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO me tum ho? .... ye hum nhi jnte hume bas itna btado .... k hum JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN me tum ho

a gorgeous girl walks up 2 pro

A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin and says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.

Prof: Anything?

Girl: Ya

Prof: ??

Girl : Ya !!

Prof: Then Go and study...!!

q why do women close their ey

Q : Why do women close their eyes WHILE KISSING?

A : Coz its typical female nature.... they just cant see a man happy!.....

u r no of miles away 4m me

U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY

2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.

boy your slippers look nice

Boy : your slippers look nice!

Girl :if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice... -)

the three dreams of a man

The3dreams of a man:1. 2be as handsome as his mother thinks 2. 2be as rich as his child believes 3. 2have as many women as his wife suspects

my goal is to be a failure

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

when u feel lonely and alone

When u feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!!

resolution 2009

Resolution 2009

"Save Money"

So, plz accept my wishes for

Lohri

Holi

Gur Purab

Raksha Bandhan

Dussera

Diwali

Id

Christmas etc.

And also Happy New Year2010

send this message to 5000000 p

Send this

message to

50,00,000

people..

DO

NOT

IGNORE!

THIS

IS NOT

A JOKE!

ITS GODS GRACE!

After a month,

you will

receive

something BIG..

i.e.....Ur BILL

which part of body is most sen

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies.

ya guess ?

HA HA

U dirty mind its

ur ears 2make

sure- KOI AA TO NAHIN RAHA.

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Do u want to hear a dirty joke

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
.
.
.
Are you sure?
.
.
.
Ok, here you go…
.
.
.
A white horse fell in the mud

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.

Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
.
.
AND
.
.
My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
.
.
.
.
.
Oh….u toooo?

1 ladki k saath ghoomay to

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
.
.
.
.
.
Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Read this scary story if you dare

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
.
.
.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Retail Price: Rs 30/-

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

How is the situation?

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Miss use of english

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Tumhara Ghara Main sab se bahadur kon hey?

Teacher : Tumhara Ghara Main sab se bahadur kon hey?
Student: Chuya
Teacher: Chauya Keyse?
Student: Hum Abbu Se Darta Hu, Abbu ammu se darta hain, Ammu Chuya se Darta Hai.

my goal is to be a failure

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

when u feel lonely and alone

When u feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!!

resolution 2009

Resolution 2009

"Save Money"

So, plz accept my wishes for

Lohri

Holi

Gur Purab

Raksha Bandhan

Dussera

Diwali

Id

Christmas etc.

And also Happy New Year2010

which part of body is most sen

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies.

ya guess ?

HA HA

U dirty mind its

ur ears 2make

sure- KOI AA TO NAHIN RAHA.

send this message to 5000000 p

Send this

message to

50,00,000

people..

DO

NOT

IGNORE!

THIS

IS NOT

A JOKE!

ITS GODS GRACE!

After a month,

you will

receive

something BIG..

i.e.....Ur BILL

always keep ur lovers photo in

Always keep ur LOVER'S photo in ur purse.Whenever ur in some big trouble,see the photo,u will feel that No other problem is bigger than this.

whats the diff between dava an

What's the diff between Dava and Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

if u have a little bit of mind

If u have a little bit of mind ???

Fill this 3 blanks with Yes or No only?

1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.

2. __I dont have SENSE.

3. __I am STUPID.

What is the height of kanjus

Q: What is the height of kanjusi?

Ans: People like u having free msg facility, but not sending any msgs coz they dont want the battery to go low.

define true music lover

Define true music lover. ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

sign on a famous beauty parlou

Sign on a famous beauty parlour -



Don't whistle at a girl going out frm here. She may be ur grandmother.

there is a small gap between c

There is a small gap between confidence and over confidence.



YOU can kiss your frd is confidence.

ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence....

teacherwhat shud there be

Teacher:What shud there be in a book to make it bestseller? Boy:It shud have Girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. )