Tuesday, August 3, 2010

What is diffrence between problem & talent?

What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent.

MBBS Final Exam

MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel.

What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. 
A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. 
And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? 
A kiss is so dear, 
A car is too dear and 
A monkey is U dear.

Close your eyes I have a gift for you

Close your eyes I have a gift for you

1


2



3

Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!!

Ruby First Class in Bed!

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. 
Her husband sent telegram to her parents - 
Ruby First Class in Bed!

Why don't u give him a surprise?

Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

4 u and ur parents

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. 
Wife: why three? 
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Ugly looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!

oh! No where should I Hide you???

Married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

How did you fail the final exam?

Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius.......... 
i need a brain which is never used before

Monday, August 2, 2010

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? 
The father says to him, don't stress my son 
u should see the one who is reading this!!

What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?


Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Aftr robbing the Bank

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find 
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Wife:-I will die

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

God made us body parts for a reason

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. 
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. 
So, why don't u smile & get dimples?

Twenty Twenty world cup

In the Twenty-Twenty World Cup, post match presentation....

Ravi Shastri to Dhoni : "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni : "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri: "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni: "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri: "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"..

Dhoni: "Yeah.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."

Shastri: "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni: "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."

Shastri: "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final... he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni. . I am getting confused!"

Dhoni: "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test and so we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"

Shastri: "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni: "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri: "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect for the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts: .. "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri: "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni: "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake has costed the game and won the cup..." Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP.

you have two sides one out in

You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!

If u wait to b happy

If u wait to b happy,
you will wait forever,
 but if you start to b happy,
 you will be happy forever!

A stone dropped in water in a moments

A stone dropped in
water in a moments
its gone
but
there’ll b 1000 ripples
circling on & on
2day im here
2morow im gone
but
there’ll b 1000
memories echoing on & on

Crazy days and screwed up nights

Crazy days and screwed up nights,
Tons of Crushes and stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save,
Through thicks and things,
Always true.
*FRIENDS forever, me n U*

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Are Like R.A.I.N.B.O.W

F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Are Like
R.A.I.N.B.O.W
They Brighten Your
L.I.F.E
After You Have
Gone Through A
S.T.O.R.M

I value my friends more

“I value ma friends more
than i value my life.”
So when i say
u r my friend,
it’s just as good
as saying u r my life”.!

A true friend is someone

A true friend is someone,
you can disagree with
and still remain friends …
For if not,
they weren’t true friends
in the first place …

In life, we meet a lot of people

In life, we meet a lot of people,
but
make friends with few
in those few
some touch our life
in such a way that
their presence is felt
in their absence…!

The 10 qualities of perfect friend

The 10 qualities of perfect friend
1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self

I wanna keep3 things: . .

I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME

Sacrifice is greater than Love

Sacrifice is greater than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty;
Humanity is greater than Wealth,
But nothing is greater than Friendship.

What’s the meaning of friendship?

What’s the meaning of friendship?
this is the close relationship……
in which we want to gossip……..
it’s the life ship………
b coz in life,friend’s the ship……
frinds’r bound like jip.
friendship’s the life’s success tip.

This is a message

This is a message
from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
friend forever.

A Good Heart And A Good Nature

A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issues,
A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
But A Good Nature
Can Win An Sustain Life Long Relationship

Friendship is a priceless gift

Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it’s value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.

True friends are like Diamonds…

True friends are like Diamonds…
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves…
they are scattered everywhere.

Days r too busy

Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there’s always time
for me to remember
a nice friend like u

As precious as u r to me

As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

Friendship is all about 3 things

Friendship is all about 3 things
Winning
Losing n
Sharing
Winning your friends heart,
Losing your ego,
and Sharing joys and sorrows.

A daily thought

A daily thought
A silent tear
A Constant wish
that u r near…
Words are few
but thoughts r deep…
Memories of our friendship
i will always keep

Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends?

Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends?
i remained silent bcoz
i didnt know which is longer..
“ALWAYS” or “FOREVER”.

Mixture of all is friendship

Small anger,
silly fightz,
serious jokez,
sensitive feelinz,
senseless speechz,
million sorryz,
billion thanx,
few questionz,
unlimitd answerz,
no hesitation,
full trust.
Mixture of all above is wat v call *FRIENDSHIP* :-)
hapy frndshp day
Its 1 august.