the brain is a wonderful organ

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office?

i can see tea in a teacup

I Can SEE TEA in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?

I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?

TRY ALL THIS??.. ?.
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.

tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

doctor suggested full body xra

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in ?Ungli?

sardar ne makhi k par tor k ka

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

boy tum mujh se shadi kro gi

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakh

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

macher ne 1 admi ko din main k

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:?tum to rat main kat?tay hona??
Macher bola,?ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.?

life is like a movie

Life is like a MOVIE?
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR

whos dear and near friend

Who?s hot? Its U,
Who?s
Charming? Its U,
Who?s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who?s
Intelligent? Its U,
Who?s dear and near friend? Its U
Who?s a liar.. Its me

dil karta he band krwa doon si

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye?.

wife nonsense its only a matte

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

musharaf reema ka haath pakar

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: ?Aao kamray mein chalain? Reema: ?Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai?

main maa bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
?ap ko charti nahi hay??
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

dont kill the students

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

?Drive Carefully!
Don?t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers?

before and after marriage

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don?t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I?m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage?
Now simply read from bottom to top

man needs a poison

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can?t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn?t knew u had a prescription.

50 pecent of sardars are not d

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
?50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys?

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
?50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys?

The Sardars Celebrated.

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

khud ko kar buland itnaa

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
?Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche?
Aur khuda tujhse puche,
?Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise?

har larki aap ko pyar se kehti

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
?BHAI?

ek larki ki dua

Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

shehzadi 5 rupay dede andha ho

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga

karti hain itna makeup k weigh

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt?
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

difference bw secretary and pr

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
and
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

in pakistan survey was done

In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

a beautiful girl goes to profe

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

hamari yadoon ki khushboo

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
?Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain?
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

mushraf ki niyat

Mushraf ki niyat

?Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf?

sardar i havnt slept all nite

Sardar: I hav?nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did?nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz and quran
and
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

delivery is free in pizza hut

Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh ?PIZZA HUT? le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole ?oye u don?t know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

doctor advised to rest for 1 m

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaj

Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
?jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja?
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
?ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ????

wife is like a medicine bas ek

Friends Are like ?Priya Gold Biscuit? Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

subha sham teri yaad avay hay

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar??.
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)

jo jita wo sikandar

jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,

jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,

jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi?..

*****
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samandar bhar syllabus hota ha

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

husband tum kon hoo

Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
?Good Morning?

1 pathan bap ki death par boha

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

dil se dil lagakar to dekho

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho

hamain tumse piyaar hai

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai?
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HAAN?!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai?.

dil main he mere dardebhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

?Dard-e-bhutto?
?Dard-e-bhutto?
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
??Dard-e-Bhutto?"
??Dard-e-Bhutto?"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

ek admi chupke se jannat main

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola

?Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata?

aaj ke friends i tell u

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u

hahaha i am joking

A
B
C
D

A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME

E
F
G

E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING

H
I
J

H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING

phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi

Rule of boys: ?Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

24 patthar nhi chaba sakte

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

exams ka saya hai

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

usne utari saree

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ?.!

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
?Na my wife is better.?
2nd went in and came out n said
?U R right ur wife is much better.?

a pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend:
?mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai?.

1 ghar main twins paida howay

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

you are a dog

You are a DOG?
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

kuttey nay kaat liya tha

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,?Bhai yeh sab howa kaise??
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko?
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao?

boy bus aur larki

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain?.

can kids of our age have kids

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
?can kids of our age have kids??

Teacher replied ? NO Never!!?

Boy said to girl :
?see i told you not to worry!!!!?.

husband and wife are like live

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

new style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
and
I don?t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother and sister.

better think before you smile

1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.

roses r red violts r blue

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.

could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it?s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ?.
I?m playing cards and
we?ve misplaced the JOKER.

ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

what is a difference between a

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

you are seeing my wife

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go and sit back. I will drive auto?:D

i have lots of jokes in my inb

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can?t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I?m sending you just 1 joke
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?You are so beautiful?

just think about me

Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

roses r lal skies r nila

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

people like you always remain

Beautiful flowers die?.
Nice stories end??
Lovely songs fade??.. ..
Momeries are forgotten? ..
All things comes to end?..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

do u know the fullform of coll

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally??

Thats why boys go to college

i was a fool when i married yo

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

the latest slogn of boys

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

santa k ghar main talaab ka pa

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

hont se hont milte hain tu kya

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
?
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socho??
?
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nai pata?
???
?
?
uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

a memon on his death time

A Memon on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I?m here

My sons and daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa

Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

to the only boy i ever loved

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,?To the only boy I ever loved!?

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

only 20 boys have brains

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p

if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u ?cute?
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

monkey can read sms in my coun

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country?

what is the difference between

What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message and
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

all flowers are sweet but

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

have a horrible day without wa

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday?

a sardar ji pulled out 6 peopl

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

we were using duplicate key

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.

Doctor: When ?

Man:Three Months Ago

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Man: We were using duplicate key?

konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai?? Answer: air hostess

hai tu agar mera dilbar

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

solid reason 4 having 2 girlfr

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves service!

this was a missed call

One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid ?This was a missed call?

yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao?

aaj k devdaas ki bat maano

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,

Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

dengue virus bhi aise hi hota

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai?
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

tamam hazraat se guzarish hai

Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

most important source of finan

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: ?Father in law?.

gangsters son failed his exami

Q: What did the gangster?s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.?

mere dost tanhai me na waqt bi

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

biwi ka khoon aik hi hai

Doctor ne admi se pucha ?
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

hum chat par charhe patang ura

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

pillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

a girl and boy were sitting al

A girl and boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don?t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram?s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna?a birth place, Jail.

a love letter from biscuit mak

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me?
but u have crackjacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position?

what gift you want for your bi

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

similarity between dinosaurs a

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don?t exist.

dil ka dard dil torrne waley k

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

how you control your anger

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

i want to share all your worri

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It?s very kind of you,
darling, But I don?t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren?t married yet.

what is a girl friend

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
and
division of friends.

i just feel u

I just feel u?.

Whenever I feel u?.
I just miss u ?..
Whenever i miss u ?.
I just wana See u ?.
Do u know why??.

It?s juts beacuse ????

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren?t met.

i was sitting on daddys lap

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy?s lap.

sweets like me and nuts like y

Think positive?
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets and nuts.

Sweets like me and nuts like you!!!

can you define who is lecturer

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

door kahin ek basti thi

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho

what is the difference between

What is the difference between
Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
and
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs??..:p

why do girls close their eyes

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess?
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

how he got into the house

A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.

?You?ll get your chance in court,? said the Police officer.

?No, no no!? said the man.
?I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I?ve been trying for years.?

mental hospital is not so far

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

couples hold hands during thei

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It?s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

girls of 1995 and 2007

GIRLZ OF 1995*
?AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM?

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

if u have 1 father call me

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

name one important thing

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn?t have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!

thappar maarnay par naraz wife

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
?Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.?

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli ?Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti?

in art gallery couple sees pic

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

chances of my recovering

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I?ve treated.The others all died.

which is important sun or the

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

a man went to hell

A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said ?u can do that?

after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..?hell to hell is free?

man on right and women on left

Q: Do u knw y in a couple?s photo
man is on d right side and woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side and Assets on d Right!

if ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it?s called High Blood Pressure:p.

i will kill u for free

i am a killer!

i kill poople for money,

i am a killer! i kill people for money,

but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

chand to tum ho hi

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

1 memon road se guzar raha tha

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

pervaiz musharraf ka naam likh

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de

Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge:-)

the human brain is most thing

The human brain is most outstanding thing??.
it functions 24hrs 365 days?..
it functions right from the time u r Born?.
until you fall in love

past year performance repeated

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I?ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year?s performance repeated.

a person who surrenders when h

A person who surrenders when he?s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he?s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

difference between a woman and

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

i am the ninth letter

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with ?I?.
Kashif: I is ??

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, ?I am.?
Kashif: All right? ?I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.?

hseenon ke galey mila karte th

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k

• Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
  tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
  dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
  
  samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

ghalibs girl friend late on da

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe soch

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

baap pe gaya hai thapar hi kha

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

a man found his wife having af

A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself and his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

lagta hai pahunch gai

Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,

badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

true bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home ?
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

?hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.?

hadson ki waja say bachay

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain

Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..

So, plz. Avoid CAR..

mominon ramadan qareeb hai

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No?s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

three ants find an elephant as

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,?We?ll kill him!?
Other one says,?We?ll break his legs!?
3rd one says:
?choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!?:-)

woh subah ki thandak

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
.
.
.
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

1 machar 1 chinese aur aik mem

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
.
.
.
.
.
Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

teri tasveer bana dali or likh

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

?Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi?
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

2 dost suicide kernay gayai

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : ?Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!?

Dusra dost : ?Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.?

teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

importance of thumb

Importance of thumb?

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
.
.
AND
.
.
My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
.
.
.
.
.
Oh?.u toooo?

aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga?.

1 ladki k saath ghoomay to

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin?
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

anso tumare niklein ankhein me

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.

i wrote your name on my heart

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart and
i got Heart Attack.

boy mujh sy shadi karo gi

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

santa sing ka 20 saal bad bach

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

i am only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I?m only a cartoonist!

main tajmahal nahi mangta yaro

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ??..

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ???..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena?

yash johar is producing a new

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I?ve suggested ur name.
Pls go and meet him.
The movie?s name is
?AQAL HO NA HO?

katori utha aur shuru ho ja

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal ?KATORI? utha aur shuru ho ja.

do u want to hear a dirty joke

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
.
.
.
Are you sure?
.
.
.
Ok, here you go?
.
.
.
A white horse fell in the mud

tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.

life ho to aisi

Life ho to aise?
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.

girlfriend tells boyfriend in

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye

subhanallah! !!

wo larki kisi aur ne pata li

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

lab pay atee ha dua ban kay ta

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor

main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire

bheje main bheja hi nahin bhej

GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja

mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

1 night bijli chali gae?

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat?
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

3 movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday and
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne l

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo?

chaadar takiya lo aur so jao

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON?T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

parrot bola pathan

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:?Yeh kon sa janwar hai??

tota(parrot) bola: ?PATHAN?

baby itna hi acha tha to kha k

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

jab tanhai ka ehsas ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
.
.
.
Na koi tumharay paas ho
.
.
.
.
Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
.
.
.
Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
.
.
.
Tu samajh laina k tum
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
BATHROOM main ho :p

pathan ki mangni hoi

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?

husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

samnay wali budhi nu smile dai

Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai

subzi mandi ki tarha

Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

chappal badal li

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

mobile main cng lagwao gay

Kiya lay ker ayai thay?-?

Kiy lay kar jao gay???

Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?

Itnay paisay bacha ker kya?..
.
.
.

Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

papa kehnay say lipstic kharab

Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

raam nay been bajai

Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai?

Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai?

aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe

us ki shadi ki biryani kha bai

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

yeh afwahain kon phaila raha h

Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho?.
.
.
.
.
.
.
pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p

guddu gana ga raha tha

Guddu gana ga raha tha,
?aaj main ooper Aasma neechay?
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p

kash tum bakri hotay

Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta?
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

life main hamesha haste raho

Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
?UNMARRIED? ho.

laila n majnoo get tired of mo

Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what?s this?

Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

aqal ho na ho

Yash Johar is producing a new film
and is searching 4 new talent.
I?ve suggested ur name.
Pls go and meet him.
The movie?s name is ?AQAL HO NA HO?

yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism?
kapkapatay hont?.
larkharati Aawaz?
thartharata badan .
.
.
.
mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai?..

dil say dil mila ker to daikho

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

lecture on sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

a person who keeps on talking

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

phol barsao mera dost aya hai

Baharo phool barsao mera ?DOST?aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se ?ELERGY?
Woh aaj ?LUX? se nahaya hai.

cant lie till z

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z?

yeh pyar b na ajeeb cheez hai

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.

Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

difference between wife and sa

What is the difference between wife and saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake?:p

1 line main bol biwi chahiye

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

kal raat machar ne kata mere c

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha?aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey h

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

neend mujhey raat bhar aati ha

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

break nahi maar sakty thy kia

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
?Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ?

Pathan herat se?
?Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.?

ik larki thi deewani si

Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

larkian badal jati hain larkay

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha

Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen a

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya

majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

main nay pocha chand say

Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

a naseemaa

A naseema che raaze pa lar da zulfo,Rala raora khushboi da yaar da zulfo,Daa ihsan ba de manama tar qyamata,Nan saba ke yama za ghulam da zulfo,Mazigar che ba da yaar dedan la larm,Yaar ba jor kro samdasti singar da zulfo,Za khalil farhad da daar pa sar walar yam,Yaar kafan rala gandi pa taar da zulfo.........

aehsas me sta da stargo

Aehsas me Sta da stargo da Bano sandari waye*Ghyrat me sta da Zalfo zawlano sandari waye*Qasam di zan ba sost pa meena za Logi Logi kam*Zargi me Mohabat ke da ratlo sandari waye*Beltona rata khkari che ashna ba me na rashi*Dwa stargi me da Meeni da ratlo sandari waye*Hagha Zargi di wochwi marg tar sal zala behtar di*Che khpal warzeni her she da prado sandari waye**..,,

che sa de okral baba kha de

Che sa de okral Baba kha de okral,
Jaram pa de akhir pa sa de okral.

Ma 6 daa taa ta Eazy load karay wo,
Daa me pradi pati k goad karay wo.

Ta kho ve tala Nokari darkawam,
Ghata Kursay ao Afsari darkawam.

Ta kho sa der zyat daroghjan okhate,
Khoga Baba gwaray Tagjan okhate,

Za IMDAD KHIYAL sa Punjabai ho na yam,
Ghat kat Pukhtoon yama Sinday ho na yam.

Da Khuday da para zan ta zan owaya,
De Pukhtano ta Musalman owaya.

janana waya hajj qabool sho

Sta da tasveer me Tawafoona okral,
Pa yawa shpa me so Hajoona okral.

Bia me Ehraam da loopaty otarah,
Pa Makh Ka’ba me so Monzoona okral.

Bia me khkul kra da makh spena gata,
Hijre Aswad me pre Sodoona okral.

Sta da kosy na tar zamong da kose,
Ma da Safa Marwa Resmoona okral.

Bia me da khuly pore so ohke raghly,
Laka zam zam me tre Gotoona okral.

Da shetanano veshtal hum far zoo,
No pa raqeeb me Gozaroona okral.

Janana waya Hajj qabool sho ka na?
Ka da KHIYAL hase Kosheshoona okral.

kala kala kho raza pa mazigar

==(MaziGar)==

>Kala kala kho Raza pa mazigar ke,
Lag me zra Khoshalawa pa mazigar ke~

>Ka me tola wraz tapos onakre kher de,
Kho tapos me lag Kawa pa mazigar ke~

>Halta tol da jund rangoona ratolegi,
Ma godar pala Boza pa mazigar ke~

>Che me zra ke da arman gul taza kegi,
Yo tapa rata Kawa pa mazigar ke~

>Che pa kali ke pre nor khalaq swazegi,
Ta zama sara Keena pa mazigar ke~

>Bia yo ware da sro shundo sharbat rakra,
Yo zal bia me kra Melma pa mazigar ke~

>Pa jabeen de khal da toro ranjo kegda,
Hase na kre KHIYAL Lamba pa mazigar ke.

pa anango ke gulab

Qasamona ye pa ma bande tol mat kral
Da janan sara me stargo ke sharab di
Lewany na yum che hase warta goram
Anango ke ye karali sra Gulab di.

che sta da husan pa

Leewane zrra mi pa Salgo oda sho,
Da meene sta pa ALLAH ho oda sho,
Pa khob ki hom arman da vessal kavi,
Pa vikha sta pa na Ratlo oda sho,
Sta da ledo pa tama tama gula,
Da dedan tagy pa Gharmo oda sho,
Ravikh yi nakre biqarara ba shi,
Da gul pa khvake pa Azgho oda sho.
Lambe da KHIYAL da sara porta sholy,
Che sta da husan pa Lambo oda sho.

rehmam baba poetry

Beautiful Words OFREHMAN BABA
Ma che prekhwa sta dunya no te tanha shwey..Che de ze pa sang ke na om pa jara shwey..Ta da marg pa wakht zma pa khwa k nast we..Pa salgo ke de wayal che bewafa shwy..Pa kafan ke di pa makh pa mena khukol karm..Pak ALLAH ta pa jara ao iltija shwy..Ta che kat pa muqbra ke zma kekho..Rana lary no da stargo me panah shwey..Haga wakht me der arman darpsy okro..Ze da khawro ao te lary da dunya shwey..

ogora pa rang me

Ogora Pa Rang Me Hijran Sa Okrhal
Okhko Pa Shledali Grewan Sa Okrhal.

Za de dar pa dar khory pa sar krama,
Mata wa-ye da de pa Zaan sa okhrhal.

Har Zai Da Guloono Janazay Oshway
Jarhi Bulbulan Chi Khazan Sa Okrhal

Nahe zay pa zay pre zalim jore kre,
Sta pa surko shondo Pezwaan sa okhral.

Las Da Raqeeb Nesi Mata Na Gori
Ma Sara Be-Nangah Janan Sa Okrhal

Sore ye da sar zamana wahesto,
Ma sara de zmake Asmaan sa okrhal.

Za IMDAD KHIYAL mram ao na raghema,
Ma bande sta gham ao Khafghan sa okrhal.

ogora pa rang me

Ogora Pa Rang Me Hijran Sa Okrhal
Okhko Pa Shledali Grewan Sa Okrhal.

Za de dar pa dar khory pa sar krama,
Mata wa-ye da de pa Zaan sa okhrhal.

Har Zai Da Guloono Janazay Oshway
Jarhi Bulbulan Chi Khazan Sa Okrhal

Nahe zay pa zay pre zalim jore kre,
Sta pa surko shondo Pezwaan sa okhral.

Las Da Raqeeb Nesi Mata Na Gori
Ma Sara Be-Nangah Janan Sa Okrhal

Sore ye da sar zamana wahesto,
Ma sara de zmake Asmaan sa okrhal.

Za IMDAD KHIYAL mram ao na raghema,
Ma bande sta gham ao Khafghan sa okrhal.

usa k 5 intehai intelligent

U.S.A K 5 intehai intelligent Doctors ki team is baat pe research kar
Rahi thi k agar insaan ka dimagh nikal liya jaye to kya hoga?

Unhon ne apnay 1 sathi Mike Jones ka intikhab kiya.

Jab uska dimagh nikal kar usay hosh me laya gaya to woh
Kehnay laga,

“ A LAKA NASWAR RA KA”

lag me toro toro

Lag me toro toro zulfo ke Arrest ka,
Khair dy ma bandy zolmona Highest ka.

Ashna der dy difficulties k akhta kram,
Laga paaty zindgi kho me pa Rest ka.

Zama taa bandy yaqen dy U r Mine,
Che pa ta bandy thaklif shi bia me Test ka.

Ma da meene documents rawari tala,
Kawam ishq k dakhila lag ye Attest ka.

Da red shundo aanango me chowkidar kra,
Only one night la ma janana Guest ka.

Zama eyes ke da umar shogere di,
Please janana ma odah pa white Chest ka.

Pa mayar ka de pora IMDAD KHIYAL na shom,
Bia remove zama lasoona da khpal Brest ka.

zargia

Laka karwan pa toro shpo teregi,Dase mi okhke pa lemo teregi,Zargia raz da mine pat o sata,Khair de ka jwand pa aswelo teregi,Che yo gharib she bal tre yar juda she,Waya che sa ba pa hagho teregi,Pa jwand ba na darzam che ta khushal yi,Hamza ba marr sta pa kuso teregi.

pushto literature is great

Zrh tri subrawo ma pa maza maza, Nor ye heira woma pa maza maza, Ma ba ye kadm pa kadm tal iho, Laar tri bela woma pa maza maza, Za di pa sro strgo jarawoly yam, Ta ba jara woma pa maza maza.

zaaan mein spelane ko

Pa Yadono me sta Zaan logay logay kro..Hejran waswoma khpal Zaan me spelanay kro..Ma zakhmi zakhmi Zargay Marham la darwro..Ta da STARGO pa kato soray soray kro..Che Ezhar da MOHABBAT me darta okro..Gul de mat kro rata Zaan de lewanay kro..

cha k chi sta da kato tab nis

Cha k chi sta da kato tab nishta, Da ba many chi sta jawab nashta. Chi sta gulrang zwany ta warasy sok, Dasy sparly dasy gulab nashta.Chi raz da meeny e cheraley na v.Dase qalam dase kitab nshta.

zama janan

Zama janan zama na dase mohabat ghwari.Zama da umar pa khobono hokomat ghwari.Na pa izat na pa shohrat na pa dawlat da gula.Sada roria mohabat kho sadaqat ghwari.Da pukhtono pa de waton ke mohabat malgru.Bal sara mena kho da zan sara nafrat ghwari.Hairan pa de yam che kambakht zra warta sa owail.Khudaya janan rana pa nema shpa rukhsat ghwari.Ao da janan mena sa pa kodo tavezono na da.Da janan mena kho Janana ghat qismat ghwari.

yohni ajnabi

Yonhi ajnabi na bana karo, kabhi muskura k mila karo,Kabhi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil,kabhi muj se koi gila karoTeri ik nazar teri ik adamere dil ko kr diya la pataMere dosto,mere ham nawamere dil ka koi pata karoYe tareeq-e-ishq hai kuch to hoya wafa karo,ya jafa karo,Koi faisla mere mehrban koi rasm tum B ada karoNa hi zeest ka koi rastaNa hi khud-kashi ka hai hoslaMujhe piyar do, mujhe maar do,koi kaam tum bhi kiya karo.

janan rehtia

Ta ta ba tol safa safa olikam,.Da Zra halona ba rkhtya olikm.Khandaa me Neshta tol Ghamona di nun,Da khat Unwan ba pa jara olikm.Da kor o kali na bezara yam za,.Da hejar haal ba pa sehra olikam.Zama da Okhko Amail ghara k V,.Ketab da Meeni ba pa ta olikam.

na da gul na

Na da gul na da sprlo de,,yaw arMaaÑ de da modo de,,na da zan na da janan shom,,zama jwand d lewano de,,sa ye owayam d strgo,,yaw manzar de da kato de,,khudaya zra me cha la warkam,,Har sok wayi che pa so de,,jwand da cha pa intizar ke,,got da zahro de da sko de...!!

meena che wroka shi

Meena 6 wroka shi pa tlo ratlo de oor olagi,
Tash pa didan ao pa ledo kato de orr olagi.

Dalta ho zra ghwari da zra sara pakha lozoona,
Kacha wada ao pa kacha neto de oor olagi.

Umar ka der shi ho gander shi 6 beyara ter shi,
Da judai pa hagha wrazo shop de oor olagi.

Lwei bayaban de V janan de V Hijran de na V,
Da gul pa khwa ke pa tero azgho de oor olagi.

Da Nang namoos ao da ghairat pa zaye 6 ona lagi,
Dere de na shi pa paiso tako de oor olagi.

Na pake soz da zra monde shi ao na saaz ao awaz,
Rabab Sitar ao pa Shpelay Bainjo de oor olagi.

Da Hashtnagar sada IMDADA wazifa kra sabar,
Che na qablegi pa minnat zaaro de oor olagi.

che taabiya sta da

Che taabya sta da Didaar kram,
Nor sa na krama zaan Khwar kram.

Tor orbal de pa maa khor kra,
Che de zulfy tar pa Tar kram.

Krama khkul che de sre shundy,
Da Raqeeb pa zra Guzaar kram,

Pa dunya me hes kaar neshta,
Za da eshq kaaro Baar kram.

Pukhla khpla sha Janana,
So mennat ba da Rebaar kram.

Raqibaan me domra khwah di,
Che hama pa sar da DAAR kram.

Rogh ba nasham IMDAD KHIYALA,
Toro stargo de Bimaar kram.

lway wara che rata wai malange

Lway wara che rata wai Malange,
Mata prot de sta da mene Barange.

Dard-o-Gham ba me la dila saha dor shi,
Ghagawa rata Rabab v ka Mange.

6 raqeeb me khwa ke ter shi oboognegam,
Laka ter shi da cha khwa ke Dag Dage.

Plar nika ye chare kare sa gunah wa,
La tar osa marghan na bakhi Gunge.

Da da cha pa yaaray oor de lagedale,
Che nare nare rakheji sheen Loge.

Toqe ma kawa la ma sara halaka,
Os ba maat shi zma trah ke di Mange.

Garzam za laka majnoon kali pa kali,
Na sherpao pejanam Khudaygo na Tange.

Prade mulk de prade kale de ay KHIYALA,
Prade killi makhamay de Tarmage.

starge zama pa

Starge zma pa shogiro stare shwe,
Pa intizaar sta da ratlo stare shwe.

Waai har chaata da zargi khaloona,
Laka baran pa waredo stare shwe.

Yo zal takleef oka yo so qadama,
Ma raza bia k pa ratlo stare shwe.

Za ka shom stare pa laton dar pase,
Ta hum ashna pa patedo stare shwe.

Sa de pa meena ke mondal zargia,
Pa khandedo pa jaredo stare shwe.

Bewafa heer kra nor ye ma yadawa,
Zargia khwar she pa salgo stare shwe.

Zaan de raswsa kralo namrada eshq ke,
Nadan zargia pa gilo stare shwe.

Da che na mre ao na raghege KHIYALA,
Kharegi bia pa asweloo stare shwe.

yara tar haghe kali ta

Yara Tar Haghey Kali Ta Ma Raza
So che khlaas da sro gulono kar na ve
khor che psarlay pa sama ghar na ve
Yaara tar haghay kali ta ma raaza
Dalta cham pa cham baandi viroona di
Ta ba pa raatlo bandi stomaana she
Dalta zaan zaani da nafratona di
Hasi na pa mina bad gumana she
Nowar che raa khatalay pa khyber na ve
So che malakand bandi sahar na ve
Yara tar haghe kali ta ma raaza
Dalta laa da mini waadey heeri di
Dalta da wafa khabari juram dy
Dalta gulalaie pa OOr ki geeri di
Dalta da khanda khabri juram dy
So che abasin pa gadaa sar na ve
Weekh ch so da khoba Pekhawar na ve
Yaara tar haghe kali ta ma raaza
Ta b khaistona da zawanai ghawari
Za laa khapal sengar ta jora na yama
Ta ba me da maat zra na masti ghaware
Za laa khapl ikhtyaar tha jora na yama
Jorh che shor da peghlo pa godar na ve
Rogh che me zakhmi zakhmi zegar na ve
KHIYALA tar haghe kali ta ma raza.
Miss. Naheed Rehman (Nedo),
Teacher, Land Mark Public Schol, Peshawar Road, Tehsil Charsadda,NWFP

hara bala 6 da

Hara Bala Che da Asmana Razi,
Agar k v Hagha da Bal pa Braha.
Zmake Ta Wrande Rasedona wayi,
Da Imdad kor Rata lag Kray Pa Naha.

che watan matam matam v

6 Watan Matam Matam v,
Ao Pa Har Yo Kor Ke Gham v.
6 Barud We Da Asmana
Ao Da Zmake Lande Bam v.
6 Pa Shundo Bas Jara v,
Sterge Hum Dake Da Nam v.
6 Da GULO Pa Musam Ke
Da GOOLO Dazo Mosam v.
Bajawar Waziristan Ke…
Hum Dir Swat Ke Muharam v.
No Za Ba Dasi Akhtar Sa Kram
6 Bachay Me Katal Kege
Mor O Plar Mo Jobal Kege
Sar Sajde La Che Tetigi
Pre Bamona Rawaregi
Raba Kala Ba Sahar Shi
6 da KHIYAL Gharib Akhtar She

qabristan ta da

Har Insan Ta Da Insan Pa Nazar Gora,

Har Gharib Ta Da Zan Pa Nazar Gora,,

Ka Day Saal Chatta Mehal V Pa Jahan K,

Qabristan Ta Da Makan Pa Nazar Gora,,

za imdad khiyal ba sirf

Zama da meene da Ezhaar 6 ta ta pata lagi,
Pa ma ba khawre ve Ánbaar 6 ta ta pata lagi.

Sta da yaray arman ba za yama wajale yara,
Sta pa yarano ke da Yaar che ta ta pata lagi.

Ma ba aghoste v da kharo sadar khore ba yam,
Da khpal pradi ao da Aghyar 6 ta ta pata lagi.

Da zwanai bagh ba me khazan ve rajawale yara,
Da sro gulono da Gulzaar che ta ta pata lagi.

Mata che pata lageda da zwanai war me ter oo,
Ter ba ve sta da husan War che ta ta pata lagi.

Sta setamono ba ashna yam begunah wajale,
Da begunah ao Gunahgaar che ta ta pata lagi.

Za IMDAD KHIYAL ba sirf paate kitabono ke yam,
Zama da Sali da Mazaar che ta ta pata lagi.

ta ba bia arman kawy

Ta ba bia "ARMAN" kawy kho za ba nayam,
Pa "DEEDAN" pasy ba mrey kho za ba nayam,
Os day "MAKH" rana pat karay pa naqaab k,
Bya ba "GARZEY" shoondey srey kho za ba nayam,
Che sham "KHAKATA" da lahad toro tyaro ta,
Bya ba "QABAR" la razey kho za ba nayam.

nan ashna za guray

Dard Ka Larama Be Takora Na Yem.
Manama Worak Ba Yem Be-Kora Na Yem.
Sta Be-Rukhi Me pa zra oor balave.
Za Yaredaly Da Peghora Na yem.
Khiyala Pa Sar Bandi Me Sta Sorey De.
Nan ashna Za Guray Sartora Na Yem.

che pre ter da zwanay

6 pe teer da zwanai war shi zama yar shi,
6 da tolo na uzgar shi zma yar shi,

6 maldara wi pa dada rana teer shi,
6 da spi da lakai khwar shi zma yar shi.

Pa cha okrama itbar za IMDAD KHIYALA,
Sok 6 kala da Khuday nar shi zama yar shi.

da khiyal badan ke

Da Toro Ghruno ka Pana Osegay,
Zra ke tah har wakhte Zama Osege.

Ashna da khpala Qadra sa Khabar ye,
Da Khiyal badan ke laka “Sah” Osege.

kala shunde de ghotai

Kala shonde de Ghotai kala Gulab shi,
Kala jaba de Qalam kala Kitab shi.

Za IMDAD 6 kegdam shondy sta pa shondo,
Kala okrama Gunah kala sawab shi.

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chap ba sham zargia

Chap ba sham zargia nor ba na wayam
Cha’cha ta haloona ba da zra wayam
Sre starge me haal da hoog zargi wayi,
Za ba tata sa pa wara khula wayam.
Bia jor rakeebano lamsawaly day
Yar bandy me bad lage ka kha wayam
Za che sta ghamono lar k prekhodam
Us ba gula cha ta pukhtana wayam
Sre veni rawanay me da zra na shi
Cha ta che dastan da beltana wayam.
Gonga me sha jaba ka faryaad krama,
Sang ba sta yadoono ta traha wayam.
KHIYALA lewane da cha yadoono kram,
Zaka bar mala qissay da zra wayam.

malakand zama waranegi

Malakand zama wranegi da pa sa?
sara orona pe waregi da pa sa?
6 palawo ye cha pa jwand ledaly na wo,
haga peghle sartorigi da pa sa?
Sok dolar ao sok korsay lewani kari,
da zwanan mo 6 qatlegi da pa sa?
Mashoman ba e da sore lande nast wo
os pa khawro ke lobige da pa sa?
Malakand kho da golono dak yao Bagh wo
pa barodo ke swazige da pa sa?
Sre lambe da Pukhtonkhwa da zra na heji,
Lwe wara pake wrategi da pa sa.

Swat Bunir ye hum barbad kro IMDAD KHIYALA,
Pre Bamoona rawaregi da pa sa?

adagaane ao nazoona ser pa so

Adagaane ao Nazoona Ser pa so,
Pa Spen Makh lare Khaloona Ser pa so.
Mala dwa kilo Pastah Aanangi raka,
Narme Shunde Sarah Laloona Ser pa so.
Da de Stargo da Banah ho ba ye gran v,
Khware Zulfe de Taroona Ser pa so.
Pa seena de da khobono Armani yam,
Sta da Lecho Balahtoona Ser pa so.
Ma IMDAD sara safa khabara okra,
Nan saba de dedanoona ser pa so.
IMDAD KHIYAL ba darna zaan loge loge kri,
Pa Seena de Spen Baloona Ser pa so.

ma bal kare da dedan

Ma bal kare da dedan balpona roro,
Nan ba kram sta pa sangal hobona roro.
Narmo shundo ta me rang warkare tala,
Pa maza maza ye khora sarona roro.
Pa ma grana gware nakhe jore na kre,
Pa spen makh me lagawa chakona roro.
Narme garme sta paste seene janana,
Pa ghoto ba ye waham lasoona roro.
Os ba Lara shma shpa pa teredo da,
Molayano kral shoro bangoona roro.
Ma IMDAD la ashna klaka ghara raka,
Jangao ba da seno saroona roro.

zra me dard kavi khogegi

Zra Me Dard Kawi Khogegi 6 Da Wale
Sah Me Landa Landa Kegi 6 Da Wale

Ka Da Shpe Wraze Tobe Tobe Obasam!
Zra Me Tana Na Sabrege 6 Da Wale

Che De Kala Zikar Raashi Pa Mehfil Ke
Marai Jaba Me Wochegi 6 Da Wale

Che Ye Somra Herawama Na Pohegam
Domra Der Rata Yedegi Che Da Wale.

Ashna domra der Ghamoona rala raakral,
Dwara Starge me waregi che da wale.

Janan Starge kre badale IMDAD KHIYALA,
Armanoona me Qatlegi Che Da Wale.

che zama na she no

Che zama na she no Khore de Zwani sha,
Kili Kor ao Cham Gawand de Lewani sha.

Khpal khpalwan de dar pa dar Khore pa sar sha,
Bal aakhta de pa khaista Badan Chengi sha.

Pa ghamono ke raager da kul Alam she,
Har Khogmand de Sood ao Ziyan k Tawani sha.
Rab kachkol da Malangai pa Las ke dar ka,
Mor ao Plar de pa Pirai ke Armani sha.

Da Ghoroor jam de naskoor sha zma Yara,
Da IMDAD da Zra Azaar dar la Kafi sha.

gila me zaka okra

“GILA ME ZAKA” –OKRA-
Thore starge kawi thal da zra draza ta SMS
Majnoon da zamae kawi Laila tha SMS
Baidar zarge me ghwari Dilruba tha SMS
Booday kre kala kala khpal Booda tha SMS
Kri meena che shoro kala Adaa tha SMS
Singaar daaayine okri khula ta SMS
Jeenai kri kala kala khpal Ashna tha SMS
Ashna kri da Jeenai pa sar hr cha tha SMS
Klawi tola dunya tole dunya tha SMS
Kho yao tha yeeeeeeeeeee
Che ta na kre IMDAD KHIYAL ta SMS.
No Gila me Zka Wokra.

laaro ta gorama

Laaro ta gorama janan latawom..
Laka waryazo ke asman latawom..
Tool armanona me khwara wara di..
Hara kosa ke khpal arman latawom..
Pa insanano ke insan na wenam..
Os bot khana ke ba insan latawom..
Zrona da har cha me kral siree siree..
Pa har yaw zra ke za khpal zaan latawom..
Da bemanai bazar ke tool prata di..
Ma IMDAD pregdai khpal eman latawom…

rasha wokra dedanona

Rasha wokra dedanona biya ba na yam,
Uss pora kra armanona biya ba na yam,
Ya kho domra mina raka che zan heer kam,
Ya de rakra toul ghamona biya ba na yam.
Sar zma pa sangal kegda khoga Yaara,
Rasha okra pre khobona bia ba nayam.
Pa jara me starge tathe she Janana,
Rana marwa nazaroona bia ba nayam.
Da IMDAD pa bagh khazan de zama yara,
Rasha tol kra tere Golona biya ba nayam.

talaqi khpal monz kawa

Yo sari da shpay 3 baje Tahjod okral
aw monz na pas ye dua shuro kra
”KHUDAYA Paaka de wakht ke tool khalak oda di
kho za monz ta rapasedama aw sta ibadat kom”.
de ke nezday kat na awaz raghlo,
“Talaqi khpal monz kawa, mong warta sa la khay”!

bal ba v latain

Na ba v ora Wali,
Na ba v ghwari Wali,

Bal ba v Lalteen Wali,
Na ba v Bejlee BB

Dab a v Pukhtoon Wali

Ka khpal Pate de na ve
No prado Pati ke gud oka

Kho Ba Ba ta Eazy Load oka.

mata owaya janan

Lag raporta ka Chashman Sharmega ma,
Mata owaya Janan Sharmega ma.

Ma da tola dunya prekhwa sta da paara,
Os me wachawa pa Zan Sharmega ma.

Zama Jara Ao Faryadona Deir Di.
Pa Makh Me Okhke Baranoona Deir Di.

Marg Pa Zwanai Ke Khudaya Ma Rawale.
Da KHIYAL Nimgari Armanoona Deir De.

pa gulono k yao gul de

Pa Gulono K Yao gul de yar Zama
Hum Tapa Da Hum Ghazal De Yar Zama
Za SAHIL ba ye pa tol Jahan War Nakrram
Da khubono Taj Mahal De yar Zama

pa mehfel da badshahaao

PÄ MéHFéL DÄ BÄDSHÄHÄÑö ZÄMÄ Sé..PÄ HÄSéÑö SHÄHZÄD GÄÑÖ ZÄMÄ Sé..DÄ JüÑGéRÄ ZÄMÄ TöLÄ Z¡ÑDÄG¡ DÄ PÄ KHÄÑÄÑö MÄLDÄRÄÑö ZÄMÄ Sé Zé MÄJÑüÑ YéM Khö LéLÄ Mé ÑÄSéB Ñé ShöwÄDÄ DüÑYÄ PÄ ÄÄSH¡QÄÑö ZÄMÄ Sé.Ché PÄ GHÄM Ké Dé MÄLGéRé HéS SööK Ñé wé.PÄ HÄÄDY Ké PÄ YÄRÄÄÑö ZÄMÄ Sé

che me band sheemessegona

Bia ba na darzi khobuna bia ba jare,che me band shi didanona bia ba jare sta da zra taqaze ba nan pora kam,za ba wakhlam rukhsatona bia ba jare,gora ma pa shan hes sok ba paty na yi che de waraan shi mehfiluna bia ba jare da zama arman ba darshi wakht tair yi che mey gore ghazalun bia ba jare,,

sere laman da omedono

Sere laman da omedono Lewani khaylona,
Stun shol da dara da Janan bia Armani khyalona.

Khyal me pa khyal k sta da khyala sara loby krale,
Zama pa zra ke de prata oo Pakhwani khyalona.

Da khyal Mahal 6 pa khyalato ke me khyal joraoo,
Sholo naskora che pre raghla Topani khyalona.

Har so da khyala ka bahar krama sta khyal za Gule,
Sa kram pa khyal ke che zma shi sta Zwani khyalona.

Da khyala tag da che a khyal dunya naskora krala,
Guta pa khula da IMDAD KHIYAL di Haírani khyalona.

sta pa cham bande ratlama

Sta pa cham bande ratlama kho ta na we,
Ghale ghale jaredama kho ta na way.

Sta tapos me chana hom kawale na sho,
Da har chana sharmedama kho ta na we.

Tola shpa Janana sta pa intizaar ke,
Laka shama swazedama kho ta na we.

Obahwar me da wesaal qismat ke na oo,
Laka panra zyaredama kho ta na we.

Da qismat tyare me ohko ranra na kre,
Laka Gul orajedama kho ta na we.

Za IMDAD oom naqarara pa hejraan ke,
Be oryazo waredama kho ta na we.

sta da yaad shinkay

Sta da yaad shikay khwaregi 6 baraan shi,
Zra me ta pase khogegi che baraan shi.

Da har saski sara sam da zra da paasa,
Sta yadoona rawareegi che baraan shi.

Za da khpale tanhayai pa oor swazegam,
Starge dwara me waregi che baraan shi.

Peghorono da Aghyaaro za dargor kram,
Tan badan zama swazegi che baraan shi.

Tola shpa sta intezaar ke IMDAD KHIYALA,
Pa zargi me oor balegi che baraan shi.

wakht sa ajeeba

Wakht sa ajeeba Imtihaan wahisto,
Ma na ye pa chal chal Janan wahisto.

Sta speenki bashar ta lewane sholo,
Oor zaka da selmy Jehaan wahisto.

Za de yo khanda pa zan mayen krama,
Zra de rana somra Arzaan wahisto.

Mala che peghor da gharibai rakai,
Ta jore Landan ao Japan wahisto.

Kha na lage ma bande raqiba ta,
Tala me dholke ao Pezwaan wahisto.

Ta che pa sro shondo bal ta okhandal,
Oor me tar lamane Griwaan wahisto.

KHIYALA lewani sho ashiqaan hama,
Khkolo trena Din ao Emaan wahisto.

that is you

Only one face in my Eyes
Only one name in my Heart
Only one Angel in my life
Only one Soul in my Body,
That is You.

na ye raata oove da khaar

Nan ye raata oowe da khar sta da Osedo na de,
Da kho da Lailo killi de da da Lewano na de.

Ma we da majnoon de 6 soor spen ghat de, cha owaayel,
Da majnoon da payo de da wene da Lailo na de.

Kege ka qissy da Qais Laila da ashiqay dale,
Eshq kam ao koz hom da Aadam ao da Dorkho na de,

Wara Jannatona ba maaldaro kharid kare we,
Khars da Jannatono pa daulat ao pa Paiso na de.

Rasi ba manzal ta ka tezro shi ka tez ghama shi,
Warna sok ba na wai tez gaam na de Tezro na de.

Ma ye zana oniwala biya ye pa pakho prewatam,
Zi na pate kegi pa minnat ao pa Zaaro na de.

Khiyal kawa tabiba laas da KHIYAL pa nabaz ma waha,
De ranzoor da khkolo da deedar de da Daaro na de.

da che da zra na zra ta

Da 6 da ”ZRA” na “ZRA” ta Laar v ma ba na manala,
“Zra” pa “WESAAL ” k “ NAQARAR” v ma ba na manala.

Okhke pa “MAKH” me “BAHEDE” ma we sok na di khabar,
La ba pa “MAKH” da “OKHKO” laar v ma ba na manala.

Ma “TASSAWAR” k “STARGE” pate kre 6 sa ba kegi,
Pa pato “STARGO” k ba “YAAR” v ma ba na manala.

Maa vel pa “KHPALA” ba “PUKHLA” she marwar Janana,
Judai sta ba sor “ANGAAR” v ma b ana manala.

Koshish kave 6 dwa “MAYEN” charta yozai tre na shi,
Raqib ba domra “NAOZGAAR” v ma ba na manala.

Ma “IMDAD KHIYALA” mohabt maze maze ganalo,
Zra ba “ZAMA” parhaar Parhar v ma b ana manala.

muhabbat

Lewantob Pa Muhabbat K Nor Sa Na di,
Da Ehsas Ao Da Jazbo Beqarari da,

Chy Da Har Ranga Elaaj Sara Ziyatigi,
Meena Dasay La Elaaja Bemari Da....

che rana ze gulona sala ra kai

Che Rana Zey Gulona Sala Ra Kai..
Ma La Ashna ghamuna Sala Ra Kai..
Che di Malang Krama da Khapali Kosi..
Da bal Pa Las Khairuna Sala Ra Kai..
Che tar Manzal Ra_Sara tlaly Na She..
No Bia Ashna Lasuna Sala Ra Kai..
Da Zarge Gham Me Kamawaly Na Sham..
SaQi da dak Jamuna Sala Ra Kai..
Za IMDAD KHIYAL da zan pa veer akhta yam,
Mala pa zra Daghoona sala ra kai

ada kawa nahre kawa

Ada kawa Nahre kawa singaar kawa ra za.
Pa zra mi da taire tori guzar ka wa ra za.
Sahere Ta da khpal husan da zora sa khabar ye.
Zamong pa zahmi zrono bandi laar kawa raza.
Da zra khabara omana tala da shondo lar kra.
Ta hum da laiwanai mini izhar kawa ra za.
Shakona che da zra da kora obaase Janana.
pa nema shpa hum ma bandi itbar ka wa raza.
Pa mena bus pohaigama pa mena mi Eman de.
Imdad sara hum dagha karobar ka wa ra za

oneesa

Da
?Olaamba?
Ao
?Ozaanga
Zabardust Kamyabai na pas
os paishkegi
Yao navey AWAAZ
Pa
Yao navveee Andaaz ke
?ONEESA?
?CHE?
KHALAS?
?SHE.

ghamoona pa har cha teregi

Sa pa Khanda sa pa Jara teregi,
Baghair lata me har saba teregi.
Imdada hes sok chata haal na wayi,
Gani ghamoona pa har cha teregi.

sta pe sa

Ka pa ma bande der gham we sta pe sa,
Ka me zra qalam qalam we sta pe sa
Tha beghama khoshali kawa khandega,
Ka pa ma bande matam we sta pe sa
Khiyla sta khuklay janan che paki nawi,
Ki jahan sanam sanam we sta pe sa....!

che raqibaan mo hamesha

Che hamesha mo sra guluna pa mazar pati shi.
Raza che dasi mena okro che yaadgaar pati shi.
Dasi zama har yo armaan da jwand pa laar pate sho.
Laka grevaan da levani che tar pa tar pate shi.
Starge me khalqo ta da jobal zra haluna wayee.
Pa dase haal ke ba Zama pa cha etbaar pate she.
Rasha tar ghare kra da KHIYAL khanaharab lasoona
Che Raqibaan mo hamesha pa sar da daar pate shi.

da makham tyare khwaregi

Da makham tyare khwaregi Janan neshta
Zrha Zama pase khogegi Janan nishta

Yak tanha Jwandun da cha pa intizar ke
Pa salgo salgo teregi Janan neshta.

Ger chapera mehfaloono ta che goram
Yaran khpalo k khandegi Janan nishta

Sparle raghlo ho malgaro za ye sa kram
Bulbulan ka khoshalegi Janan neshta

Che me yaar sara pa meena tere kare
Hagha wraze me yadgi Janan neshta

Za ghamono da Janan zare zare kram
Dwara starge me waregi Janan neshta

Shwe shoro da Zankadan Salgai IMDADA
Rooh zamana rawanegi Janan neshta

sta da muski nazar pa chal

Sta da muski nazar pa Chal pohegam!
Janana za de wal pa Wal pohegam!

Biyala khabara da 6 hall na wayam,
Gani da khpal zargi pa Ghal pohegam!

Meena 6 ra kry mohabat ba darkram!
“PUKHTOON” Sary yam pa Badal pohegm!

IMDADA domra hom sada na yama,
Sta pa nemgari shaan Ghazal pohegam!

raware baharonoo de pegham

Raware baharonoo de pegham da cha da stargo
Da gull pa makh lekale de salam da cha da stargo

Zamong da tasne-wasne zindagai qissa 6 lwalelle
Noo somra khwandwawar lagee kallam da cha da stargo

Aey khoba hagha khpalla bewasee de yadda na da
6 yadd ba takhta waley harr makham da cha da stargo

Zwanee moo sa pa grana tera kare da malgaro
Har zAy ba ghawrey daley woo yawo daam da cha da stargoo

IMDADA da jwandon qissay me domara dard laraloo
Khoboona ye wrak karee, humm arram da cha da stargoo

nor ba khalaq sta kosa ke

Nor ba khalaq sta koosaa ke sa gori,
Zrona tre wrak shwee di Hagha gori.

Kanree pa lass garzi che awtar awtar,
Da zama weeshtahalo la Waara gori.

Mong nahar qabel da Mohabat na yo,
Khkuli hamesha marah Marah gori.

Ma qurbanave da Mohabat pa Nom,
Zabhe la zama zaka Charah gori.

Ma na KHIYALA nan saba Parda kavi,
Khkari jore zan la bal Merah gori.

rasha zargia zama zra ogora

Rasha zargia zama zra ogora,
Pake da Gham daka qisa ogora.

6 me malom shi darta hal da zargi,
Kha pa tafseel hara safha ogora.

6 be lata rabande sang teregi,
Hara lamha me ajeba ogora.

6 de yaqeen rashi zma pa meena,
Da zra Kitab me kha pora ogora.

Vene da stargo na che osasaom,
Da zra daghona me hala ogora.

Chaak kra sina da IMDAD KHIYAL, janana,
Zarge ye hom lamba lamba ogora.

intizaar

Sta da yadono so Lamhe tere shwe,
Sta da ratlo hagha wade here shwe,
Ta chi wayil za ba sparli k darzam,
Da sro goloono Rwaze shpe tere shwe,
Sta Intezar k Imdad naast o gani,
Da khkolo khkolo qafile tere shwe.

hijran

6 chapair rana ghamona da janan sho
Tol karona rana pate da jahan sho
Ma che sire grewan weni khushalegi
Che pa hal bande habar me raqiban sho
Starge oche IMDAD KHIYALA zama na shwe
che naseeb ke me dardona da hijran sho.
(Imdad Ullah Khiyal)

dilbar nishta

Da mine soray me pa sar nishta,
sta pa laozono me bawar nishta..
Pa kom nazar che ba de mata katal,
was de ashna hagha nazar nishta..
Rasha che jor de kram taswir pa wino.,
cha we che las ke me hunar nishta..
Che khalaq khande ma jarali nawe,
malgaro dase yao sahar nishta..
Da IMDAD KHIYAL pa Zra Aare chala v
Dase Zalim da cha Dilbar nishta.

pa wali bagh ke kudkash damakh

PA WALI BAGH CHARSADDA KE KUDKASH HAMLA

Islamabad pregda raza pa charsadda ke kena,
Da YAR ZAMEEN ashna sara pa muqbara ke kena.
Ta khu wayel 6 Pukhtana da marga na yarege,
Da Pukhtano Leadera! Os warta Hujra ke kena.
Yawaze mung pa Talebano bande ma dabawa,
Rasara ta hum pa Jargu ao Maraka ke kena.
Da numawar fakhre Afghan ao Wali Khan Bachea!
Marg pa neta de laka NAR warta kosa ke kena.
Marg na khlase pa America ao pa Europe ke nishta,
Raza raza pa Masood Khelo Charsadda ke kena.
Za IMDAD KHIYAL da Hashtnagar dar ta jolay nesama,
Zamong Zalmo Sara da jang pa de lahza ke kena

swae zra

Sumra khkulay mazigar wo ta ra naghle,
Zamung kali k akhter wo ta ranaghle.
Ma gulona vo rawori sta da para,
Gham de tol zama pa sar wo ta ranaghle.
IMDAD KHIYAL ghamjen ghamjen sta intizar ke,
Swae Zra Sawe Zigar o ta ranaghle

nazar swazi

Sta da husan pa jalwa me nazar swazi,
Har wikhta me sta da hijar pa nwar swazi,
KHIYAL ba sa sta pa yarae ki juram dar shi,
Sta kho husan ta mula pa member swazi.
(imdad_5@hotmail.com)

gona tola zma da kna

Sta pa jafa pasy jafa da yara bas ka kana,
Da me da km jurm saza da yra bas ka kna,
Loby da KHIYAL pa zra kwy o mrawr hm ta ye,
Kher de gona tola zma da yara bas ka kna

gona tola zma da kana

Sta pa jafa pasy jafa da yara bas ka kana,
Da me da km jurm saza da yra bas ka kna,
Loby da KHIYAL pa zra kwy o mrawr hm ta ye,
Kher de gona tola zma da yara bas ka kna

ashna

Pa har cha chi da dunya ghamona der shi.
Nawenawe ashna gori zor tre hir shi.
Khafa na she IMDAD khapl ashna ta wayie
Che ye khva ta ranizde shi ghale tairshi

khobona

Da golno pa rangono key de goram,

Da zra sreko ao dardono ke de goram,

khoga yaara che pa nema shpa rayaad she,

paas pa storo Asmanono key de goram?
Khuday da para da Imdad ghege ta rasha.
Yama vih ao pa khobono ke de goram.

mohabat

Khiyla muhabat chi di sok na mani,

Maa garza bya dasi lewano sara,

Sook chi darta gori pa khuwago strgo,

Zaan warta logi kra spelano sara.
(Imdad_5@hotmail.com)

da meene qisa

Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Halta me qatal da jazbo shawe de.
Zama da meenay qissa landda da da,
YAW tasalsul da hadiso shawe de.
Pa khpal qismat yawaze ma na jaral
Har zai me zikar pa salgo shawe de
Da che chghar da Bulbulano aoram,
Hkaregi ghag de da ratlo shawe de
Da swe swe rang zama che wene,
Da da Firaq pa sro lambo shawe de.
Rasha Zarge leg da Imdad ogora,
Zahmi Zahmi sta pa kato shawe de.

kor

Ta da khaist pa Tajmahal ke ose,
Sta lewane pa byaban prot de.
Khudaya da sta pa de wadana dunya
Kor da IMDAD da Zargi wran prot de.

zarge

Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Halta me qatal da jazbo shawe de.
Zama da meenay qissa landda da da,
YAW tasalsul da hadiso shawe de.
Pa khpal qismat yawaze ma na jaral
Har zai me zikar pa salgo shawe de
Da che chghar da Bulbulano aoram,
Hkaregi ghag de da ratlo shawe de
Da swe swe rang zama che wene,
Da da Firaq pa sro lambo shawe de.
Rasha Zarge leg da Imdad ogora,
Zahmi Zahmi sta pa kato shawe de.

salgai

Sta pa tama da raatlo me shpa saba kra
Pa waro waro salgo me shpa saba kra

Pa grewan me naray okhke bahedalay
Yao tasweer ta pa kato me shpa saba kra.

Tasawar k sta pa nema shpa Janana,
Prot naskor pa Sajido me shpa saba kra.

Da zaaray Jolay me porta da newale
Pa khamosha asvelo me shpa saba kara.

Ma Imdad da bewasai pa Samandar ke,
Pa Mojono ao chapo me Shpa saba kara.

dunya tola bewafa shwa zaka ja

Dunya tola bewafa shwa zaka jaram,

Mina khatma shwa fana shwa zaka jaram,

Che waikhta me shwalo spin da cha pa yaad ke,

Hagha bal ta pa khanda shwa zaka jaram.

judai

Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam
Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam
Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale
Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam
Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro
Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam
Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam
Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam
Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal qasoor o haya
Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

sartge

Che Pa Stargo Mee Ladalay Stargey Sta Di,
Da Manam Che Daire Khkulay Stargi Sta Di,
Bal Ta Ma Goora JANANA Khafa Kegam,
Imdad Zaan Pase Leekalay Stargay Sta Di...!!

sok ba me bad sok ba me kha ya

Sok ba me bad sok ba me kha yadavi,
Sok ba me lag sok ba me na yadavi,
Che me da khpo khazala hum na Gannie,
Zra lewanay rata hagha yadavi,

taqdira laar me pa zangal olik

Taqdira laar me pa Zangal olika
pa lewano ki 1 noom bal walika
ka me manzal ta rasawalay nashay.
Pa nema lar ki me ajal walika,
Ka ghamazano laray oniwalay
pa lar wina toyedal olika
O ka di zama pa meena shak we yara
Rasha pa wena me ghazal olika

taqdira laar me pa zangal olik

Taqdira laar me pa Zangal olika
pa lewano ki 1 noom bal walika
ka me manzal ta rasawalay nashay.
Pa nema lar ki me ajal walika,
Ka ghamazano laray oniwalay
pa lar wina toyedal olika
O ka di zama pa meena shak we yara
Rasha pa wena me ghazal olika

za kho sta pa meena mast laka

Za kho sta pa meena Mast laka mansoor ym,
Zama meena lewanai shwala majboor ym,
Che pa khpala de da meene bunyad kekhud,
Kala kala khabar akhla sta ranzor ym.

pa jarha ba me yaran v za ba n

Pa jarha ba me yaran v za ba nayam,
Pa sparle ki ba khazan v za ba nayam,
Ranga ranga guloona har khwa ba zarghon v,
Pa chaghar ba bulbulan v za ba nayam,
Da watan ba rana pati mirati v,
Zama watan ba Qabristan v za ba nayam
Pas la marga ba zama khabari kegi,
Dair ghamgin ba me dastan v za ba nayam,
Za ba na yem bia ba jaray ma ba ghwaray
sry lambay ba da hijran v za ba nayam
Be parwa dilbara rasha ka didan kry
Bia pa zrha ba de arman v za ba nayam.

domra salamona laka da afganis

Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona,

da Arabistan dashtoona, da Hindustan filmoona,

da Paris Atroona, da PAKISTAN daaloona, da Pukhto mataloona.

ma warta we raza che mina wako

ma warta we raza che mina wako

pand ye pasar ko da khashak wayal ye ta da ?mare gede? khabare kawe.

da juwand pa hara lara har saf

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha,
Pa meena derta wayim che akhtar de mubarak sha,

Happy Eid mubarak

salgai

Salgai salgai d kram arman d karma,
Lewanai meeney somra gran d karma.
Kaga waga karha da shago pa sar,
Wakhta la jor nawom che wran d karma.
Qismata somra loy insaf d wakro,
Da lewantob da kali khan d karma.
Zra me pa de khabara chwi da ghama,
Da zan de na krama pa zan d karma.
Za Musafar Imdad Khiyal ta Qismata,
Sar pa Sehra Sire Griwan de karma.

zakhmona

Che Azghi lari gulono ke sa chal shta,
Da janan khwago dardono ke sa chal shta,
Che drane drane shmale warta titegi,
De shleedale grewanono ke sa chal shta,
Har mayan ye jukhta v khpale seene ta,
Da Rabab pa de taroono ke sa chal shta,
Che ye khkul krama no tolnasha nasha sham,
Sta da sro shundo saroono ke sa chal shta,
Hamisha che me pa zra bande warigi,
Sta da zane pa haloono ke sa chal shta,
Tabiban de da elaj sho la-elaja,
a Imdada sta zakhmono ke sa chal shta,

chi sahar worak sho zrrha me d

chi sahar worak sho zrrha me dair khafa wo
chi makham raghay shukar owesto maa
kha da chi sa me pre manali na di

aos hum dertlay shama yaregama

Aos hum dertlay shama yaregama na
stasu pa spee me sa parwa nishta dey
kho ka de niya de rata na ghapalay

kala iqrar kala inkaar kawey t

kala iqrar kala inkaar kawey ta
pa dwa rangi khabara de poha na shom
sta muhabaat kho da hindu Gera da

zama ao sta pa gham ki da fara

zama ao sta pa gham ki da faraq de
za woraz pa woraz laka tantta wachegam
ta da sanda pa shanti saat okrralo

da khudai raza pa sa ki pati n

da khudai raza pa sa ki pati na shwa
da moor khidmaat kawo da de da para
chi zamong khazo ta sa onawai

nmarmakhi yaar rana yaw dwa kh

Nmar-makhi yaar rana yaw dwa khata krhal
chi cherta rashi da makham pa wakht ki?
za da ishraq pa manza odregama?..

cherta pa kaal ki ba kaagal la

cherta pa kaal ki ba kaagal la ratla ..
yaw mooqaa da wisal khatma shwala.
mong pakhpal kor bani lentar wachawo.

pa tir omar ka arman rashi nu

Pa tir omar ka arman rashi nu sa?

pas da mrga ka jann rashi nu sa ?
chi goluna da uboo d lassa uch chi..

bya pa shibu ka baran rashi nu sa

Submit by : Kalsu , Mobile No: NA

y zmaka shwa uchata y smn ke f

Y? zmaka shwa uchata y? ?sm?n ke farq ragh?,

Y? Za pa k? d?r thung shwam y? jah?n k? farq ragh?,
Manama dei watan k? che daa tol Muslmanan di,

Khu sar? da kalim? pa Muslman ke farq ragh?,

Daa mena muhabbat r?ta sa gup ghund? khk?ra shu,

Y? za pa mena morh shwam y? jan?n ke farq ragh?

darna khatam tol ghamona pakhw

Darna khatam tol ghamona pakhwani sha,
Da goloono na de hom khaista zwani sha
Armanona de da jwand wara pora sha
Har insan sta da hosan armani sha

valentine poem

On Valentine?s Day, the day of affection,
My thoughts naturally turn in your direction.

I think of many things, big and small
That you?ve given to me and given your all.

You see me always in the kindest light:
You?re a glow in my life, golden and bright.

I?m thankful for the happy ties that bind
Me to you in our family, and I?d like to remind

You of all the special memories I treasure.
Having you in my life is nothing but pleasure!

You?re a walking example of how to live,
How to share, how to teach, how to love, how to give.

Please accept this Valentine poem,
warm from the heart of your Love.

i come to school

Every day I come to school
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I?m
Sending you this Valentine
It?s meant to let you know
I?m happy you?re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine?s Day
To my favorite teacher!

valentines mean to spend time

Valentine?s mean to spend time with the one u love
Valentine?s mean that kisses,huges,smiles and candy
Valentine is the day u and me will be together with love
My love is true and never blue all about u.
Why.Cause Valentine?s! Roses could be red violet?s maybe blue
But my Roses R True 4 u on Valentine?s????

will you be my valentine

Be My Valentine
This may be a little silly,
But I have a question for you,
Will you be my valentine?
?Cause no one else will do?
I know you are my boyfriend
But will you be my valentine?
I can?t think of anyone else
I?d want to have as mine?
No one else gives me the tingles
The way you always do,
So, will you be my valentine?
So I can share this with you?
No one has ever kissed me
And sent chills down my spine,
Until the night you kissed me,
So, please be my valentine?
Like I said this is silly,
But I have one last question for you?
If you agree to be my valentine,
Can I be yours too?

my valentine

My valentine:
Why would I bring you chocolate
when you are the treat.

My valentine:
Why would I bring you flowers
when your smell is what?s sweet.

My valentine:
Why would I buy you a card
when the words can be heard through me.

My valentine:
Why would I take you out some place
when all I need is to see your face.

My valentine:
Why would I celebrate this on one special day
When I can do it always.

u r unique

U r unique
U r caring and
U r the best?.
N I?m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE?S DAY
MY SWEET HEART!

i have searched my heart

I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God?s Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,
My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.
But most important of all,
I thank God when i pray bcoz u make
every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.

if you were my valentine

if you were my valentine
I?d treasure every day
the arms that open to me
and the tender words you say
I can?t imagine dreaming
of another soul so sweet
for, if your were my valentine
my life would be complete?

48+2 members can sit in a bus

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

mohabbat dukh nahi deti

~ Mohabbat Dukh Nahi Deti ~

Agar Be-gharz Ho Jazba

Agar Manzil baney Rasta

Agar Chahat k Pardey Main

Koi Lalach Na Ho Lipta

Agar Tum Sonp Do Sab Kuch

Silay Main Kuch Na Maango

Agar Sauda Na Ho Koi

Mohabbat Bas Mohabbat Ho

Tou Phir Ye Sukh Hi Deti Hy

Kabhi Dukh Nahi Deti

~ Mohabbat Dukh Nahi Deti ~
HaPpY vAleNtInE's DaY ... (:

mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi me

Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..

dil vich teri yaad sajjna

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

valentines day

Valentine?s Day
is the most easiest day
to say ?I love you?
in a wonderful way.

if you were my valentine

if you were my valentine
I?d find the softest rose
to gently brush against
those sweetest lips, the angels chose
my heart is like a flower
craving for your morning kiss
mere words cannot pay homage
to a passion such as this

will you be my valentine

Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
You are like a ocean,
And I am like your shores
You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come and smooth my hand.
I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me.
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.
I know that I am yours.
I love you with a love that yearns
To be your golden shores.
Will you be my Valentine?

theres richness in a love for

T-here?s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

on valentines day

Wherever I may go
Whatever I do
On Valentine?s Day
I?d like to say
I love you and I care for you
more than you do.

funny valentine where are you

Funny Valentine! Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box, the softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss?
The security of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine?s Day everyday
But with you. just know you r My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!

happy valentines day

Fond thoughts are coming your way
We?ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine?s Day!

on valentines day we think abo

On Valentine?s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives?
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray,
Things wouldn?t be the same,
Life wouldn?t be as colorful,
It would be a duller game,
And when I contemplate that group?
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you,
You?re essential, Valentine!

zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

khud ko khud ki khabar na lage

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

jub khamosh aankho se baat hot

Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

talaash karo koi tumhe mil jay

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!

ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

hove supne ch tu te jagave koi

Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.

teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to i

Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to i

Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

shehar tere diyan galiyan de v

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakhvakh

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

dont go for looks

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

honth keh nahi sakte jo

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

na kabhi muskurahat tere hotho

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..

Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..

Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..

lamhe ye suhane saath

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..

lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..

apke aane se zindagi kitni khu

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

badalna aata nahi humko mousmo

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

ajeeb si kashish hai aap me

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

lamhe judai ke bekarar karte h

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

kashish honi chahiye kisi ko y

Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.

you are the twinkle of my eyes

You are the twinkle of my eyes
The smile on my lips
The joy of my face
Without you I am incomplete.

wen things go wrong

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

luv meanz to see someone with

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

if your asking if i need u the

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

i dream about you evey night

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

when i look at you

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

if i reached for your hand wi

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

smile in pleasure

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

no shadows 2 depress u

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow and everyday

ur d angel who i cherish so de

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

wenever i miss u

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

in life luv is neither planned

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

live 4 d person ho dies 4u

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

ull alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

wen a touch could heal a wound

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

its not ur mistake if u

Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.

its a nice feelingwen sum1 u l

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

when daylight turns 2

When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!

i was asked about newtons law

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

i m on a mission

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

d smallest word is i

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

dear o dear ur not near

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

qwat is luv

Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

a word to say a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on! .

u may miss me

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

ill stand here 4ever

I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

my past says u met me

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

red or white

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes and sizes
love comes in lots.

ur precious love has

Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

let the world stop turning

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.

to be honest with you

To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart: a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

3 2 one heart praying 4 you

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

i ask god for a rose n he gave

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

relationship doesnt get closer

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show.

all i wanted was sum1 2 care 4

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

love is like a cd track

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

messagesome text missing

Message:some text missing*

Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

softly d leaves fo memories wi

Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up and gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro and til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

memories r treasured

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

the only regret i have is not

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

you know i wish i can be with

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

set a place for me in your hea

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.

i finally got my past present

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).

sending you my bed to let you

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.

im enthralled by your beauty

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."

if you wake up 1 day and were

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

i miss the laughs i

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

lets share the world

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

if i never met you

'If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.

when you love someone truly

When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.

why do we close our eyes wen w

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!

there are tulips in my garden

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark

it takes 2 to tango 2 to kiss

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!

wanting u is easy missing u is

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.

i have liked many but loved ve

I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

a special smile

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

if i were a tear in ur eye

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

i would never be tired of you

I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.

i would cross a thousand ocean

I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.

when it hurts to look back and

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.

little keys can open big locks

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

hearts could only luv 4 a whil

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can?t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

if i were to describe true luv

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other?s arms.

love quotes

I?m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love? it never seems to last.
I?m so sad when you?re gone. Come back soon. Miss you!
In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities.
Love is like quicksand - the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out.
You?re just my cup of tea.
Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts.
Love is not something you feel. It?s something you do.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
My heart is breaking since you went away
My love belongs to you.
My love is ever in your service.
One good thing about internet dating: you?re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
To feel love gives pleasure to one: to express it gives pleasure to two.
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.
Trust, Love and Keep Moving (Growing)
We are, each of us angels with only one wing: and we can only fly by embracing one another.
We must love one another or die
When you left, I stopped smiling
Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me heart.
Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time?
With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
You gotta learn to laugh, it?s the way to true love.
You need Money to call someone Honey.
you never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
You touched my heart and changed my life for the better.
You?re the icing on my cake. What?s that: Chocolate, of course?
You?re the laughter in my life.
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Your love?s better than a cold beer on a warm day. Almost?OK then, definitely!
Your love?s better than a home run with the bases loaded.
Your love?s better than chocolate
My heart is breaking since you went away

if i were to describe true luv

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other?s arms.

never waste an opportunity 2 s

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

i looked at a sweet

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you

if i could give u one thing in

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

luv is like a cloud

Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.

love is a medicine for any kin

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.

a candle may melt and its fire

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

we cannot be together

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You?re always in my heart.

a kiss that is never tasted

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie

i dont care how many lips uve

I don't care how many lips u?ve kissed, how many shoulders u?ve embraced and how many times u?ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

some realties of life

Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

my life was in darkness before

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight